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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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was I that bad that you have to laugh?
I'm laughing with you, not at you..
Oh my! We simply must get you untied! In a few minutes...
Good then I can start on tying you up.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Not before I tie both of you up
Shit!!! Im getting rope burn
HaTe
RaTe Me
DoNt EdUcAtE mE
Im JuSt PlAiN gNaRlS bArKlEy CrAzY
Well at least you didn't get rug burn.
~~You will love each other!!~~
How did you get rug burns when there's no rug .......
Well.. it all happened like this.. *starts babbling*
~~You will love each other!!~~
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Well.. it all happened like this.. *starts babbling*



Oh my Little Red Riding Hood...."such a big butt plug you have"....(and nice ass)
Oh Jason! You thrill me!
Hey... um... you're not gonna tell Bikebum, are you?
"Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

Ling
We could use the gun later..........
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
I like to see eyes...Let's take that blindfold off....
slip those knickers off and let me have a lick mmmmmmm
Put that cigarette down, and I'll show you a good time!
*pulls close* Whispers in ear baby I will show you a mind blowing good time*nibbles neck*
hmm, umm ooh that's not my ear...
It's not your ear I'm after .....
Umm I'm not into the blood and gore like that Boner, stop it!*playful push*
Sexy do mind taking off your shoes before comming to bed ?lol
I get alittle seasick though. Help me keep my mind off it *smiling seductively while moving my hands along my body*
Come close baby and rest in my arms.
do you mind if I fall asleep while taking a grip of you, while I snore hee hee
Don't worry, it's not your kid...;-)
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
So Queenie...you like a little candle light for enhancement....then how about you "grab hold of my candle and flick my wick"?
What happened last night and why can't I sit down today?
That would have been the invisable ghost he cum while you where sleeping!!!