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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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god i hope i'm dreaming....
Ready for breakfast? I've still got some whipped cream left over...
hmm, and you know i umm think i'm full... yeah that's it...
You again? I thought it was Johnny Depp I was riding last night.

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Ya know I really don't like Pirates (heh heh) but I will make an exception for you....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Wow, since we're so well connected, why don't you lift your arms and legs right up and see if I can spin you like a helicopter!!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

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I wouldnt be able to say anything since his cock would be massaging my vocal cords :-)
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I wouldnt be able to say anything since his cock would be massaging my vocal cords :-)


If it's that deep honey...it's really called a "tuning fuck" I believe...now swallow and roll over!
@ Jason9035 ......... Bring it on and I better get a breakfast of sausage and cream :-D
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@ Jason9035 ......... Bring it on and I better get a breakfast of sausage and cream :-D
speaking of breakfast, i'd love to take a bite out of your hot crossed buns lol
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@ Jason9035 ......... Bring it on and I better get a breakfast of sausage and cream :-D
speaking of breakfast, i'd love to take a bite out of your hot crossed buns lol


We should be all good Stu as long as you don't mind a little honey on them buns
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Quote by MilfBeauty
@ Jason9035 ......... Bring it on and I better get a breakfast of sausage and cream :-D
speaking of breakfast, i'd love to take a bite out of your hot crossed buns lol


We should be all good Stu as long as you don't mind a little honey on them buns
I'll put my honey all over your buns
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Quote by stuart1975
Quote by MilfBeauty
@ Jason9035 ......... Bring it on and I better get a breakfast of sausage and cream :-D
speaking of breakfast, i'd love to take a bite out of your hot crossed buns lol


We should be all good Stu as long as you don't mind a little honey on them buns
I'll put my honey all over your buns



No you wont!!!!!!!
I will have flipped and opened my mouth first
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@ Jason9035 ......... Bring it on and I better get a breakfast of sausage and cream :-D
speaking of breakfast, i'd love to take a bite out of your hot crossed buns lol


We should be all good Stu as long as you don't mind a little honey on them buns
I'll put my honey all over your buns



No you wont!!!!!!!
I will have flipped and opened my mouth first
mouth , buns, whatever you want babe
man.. well i knew i was desperate...
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man.. well i knew i was desperate...


Its all good fun and teasing
Your so young and cute
Can I sting you with my stinger?
Who the Hell spiced my vodka last night????
Aww, how cute, all your wrinkles have gone.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
We better do something with your lance before someone gets hurt!
I could spend all day between those legs.sA2U0U3zQf183GKr
If I woke next to Stu ^^^^ I would say "OMG Stu, yes Oh yes, Work that tongue baby" *devil smile*
Guess I'll be calling in "sick" to work today ;)
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
I'm too hungover to remember: did I enjoy it?
God, Ali you sure are flexible
Stu show me that big Canadian Member
I 'll show you my hockey stick and score in your net
Why is the moose in the bed with us?