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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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Hey Mara....lets scissor!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
my turn on the swing
i had sex with my mom
This contraption looks interesting, can I have a turn?
love that sexy back of yours hun
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love that sexy back of yours hun



Stuart...get the fuck out of my bed...you drunken bastard...Again!
Jason give it to me again baby you know how you love it in the morning!!!
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny....I love it when you surprise me like that!
Wow, you look so peacefull sleeping there, can I have a nibble of your neck.
Put that cigarette out and get over here!
Hope you don't mind if I start by...taking your fucking hot shoes off and work my way up
Take that hat off and cover yourself up if your going to stand there naked.
I could make smoke in your mouth
with something else sweet lips
Withdraw the claws, tiger.
No, please, twelve in a row is too much! Good kitty!
"Think left, think right. Think low, think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" ~ Dr. Seuss

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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

Close your mouth - they're only tits!
What the...? Put the saber down, PLEASE!!!!
Enough music already - put that thing down and come back to bed!
Don't worry I don't mind that you only have one foot.
I was going to take a quick shower this morning...but upon further review...I think I could use a TITTIE WASH!
I see you have a five o'clock shadow, so get down between my legs and nuzzle away!!!!
i love the tase of your sweet honey
Why are there pucks in the bed?
wanna go again?
Yes, miss I will kiss your red shoes
That was amazing, let's go again!
ohh that was great, lite me another ciggarette so I can pose again haha
Come back I want some more of your honey.