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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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Oh hello, never mind me, just trying to chew my arm off here...
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
Hmm, well if you're that hungry how about breakfast?
Is it morning already?
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Get back down there Honey, and do exactly what you did last night!
You are as beautiful as you were last night smile
get that sexy backside of yours back into bed
Hell, Yeah stuart anything you say
I 'm gonna lick the honey right out of you
So THAT'S a Canadian club!
speaking of Canadian Club , I enjoyed licking it off of you last night
I'm ready to ride the SS Stuart again!!!
You are beautiful.........
I love your beautiful eyes....
so young so pretty SO LUCKY TOU WAS DRUNK
Just call me baby girl *devil grin*
hey, whats are u doing here
oops, didn't mean to wake you. no please don't get up, i can find my own way out.. i think..
Oh god, why did I have sex with you !!!!!
Let me know when you can move your legs again and we'll go for round 6!
you know that evil grin is kind of turning me on... round 6?
round babe? or even 8?
Aspirin. A quick hose down, then back to it. Bring beer.
gees... romantic much?
So, how much was it I owe you?
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
your first born...
How about 1st AND 2nd?
Uhm ok then.. Whatever rocks your boat, I aim to please!