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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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LunarVenom
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Are you going to wear that red suit in bed? I don't mind ;)
Drakon
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Give us a kiss lydiababy
fystee
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omg I think I am going to
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Ummm wow!! *shocked* That was some night huh? *pinches myself* OMG!! I'm not dreaming! You're really here! I'm with a very beautiful woman!!! HA! wow. You wanna go again?
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Quote by sexynsweet09
Ummm wow!! *shocked* That was some night huh? *pinches myself* OMG!! I'm not dreaming! You're really here! I'm with a very beautiful woman!!! HA! wow. You wanna go again?


No that's not a pickle in my undies...and I'm really glad to see you. Mind if I join in?
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Do you mind if you tie me up, so you can rescue me Indiana Jones.
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What's under that corset is a mystery I'm about to solve, right here, right now.
LunarVenom
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Hey there Tiger...go again? ;)
fredatpell
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again &again &again if you like
hornybastard
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hell, how much did u pay me to fuck u?
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damn, I never knew having sex with a cartoon character was so flat!!!!!!!
braindead
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I hope your guide dog isn't shitting on my carpet!
LunarVenom
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Can we go again? I think I can make your eyes pop out...
stuart1975
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You can make more than my eye pop out .
LunarVenom
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Uh...Stu...is that a hockey stick or ....
stuart1975
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That ain't know hockey stick baby
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Are those your ex-wifes shoes over there? (she thinks omg gotta get out of her FAST)
LunarVenom
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(lol Stu)

Well hello there, Honey...why do you still have that corset on?
Chauncey
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Ah what did I do and what was I drinking last night. "oh heys" *awkward silence*
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So that's what last night was to you????
LunarVenom
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*drool*...sorry...was I staring?
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Doesn't last night mean anything to you at all, marry me I love you!
Charley
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Stop smoking ... don't you know it's dangerous, especially in bed.
LunarVenom
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stop talking and get your ass back into bed!
LadySharon
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Fuck!

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LadySharon, please remove the handcuffs!
diversified
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didn't i tell you to keep those panties on the floor!! im glad you kept the heels on though ...


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima