can I have a chew toy? Please.
That penis that you have up and ready there.
How diod I not see that coming?
Because I blindfolded you last night...remember?
You must have done this very quietly ,, I think I would have known it was you.
Yes ,, Provided that I have the only copy of the tape!
Would video tape his encounter with the gurl he wants!!!
I'm horny...somebody fix it
Just tell me where to stick it ;)

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. Can I borrow your toothbrush? I don't think I brought one.....
Yeah but you can keep it after you use it hon. Now hurry up so we can do lunch!
sweetie why is the bed so wet, did you spill some thing?
Well, Hello there, I am Necho, Who are you?
Isn't it about time for your weekly 18 point czech-up and fingertip inspection?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Hello! How did you get here?
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. sure it is... umm... where's the door?
oh God !I gotta stop drinking too much!.
Roll over babe, I want to sit on that big cock!