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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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can I have a chew toy? Please.
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can I have a chew toy? Please.
Baby I am your chew toy!! you can chew on all of me.


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
I love my Life !!!
You're a guy???
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You're a guy???
What gave me away?
That penis that you have up and ready there.
How diod I not see that coming?
Because I blindfolded you last night...remember?
You must have done this very quietly ,, I think I would have known it was you.
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You must have done this very quietly ,, I think I would have known it was you.
she blind folded you but I am the one who got you in that state you are in all standing at attention like that and ready for action


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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You must have done this very quietly ,, I think I would have known it was you.
she blind folded you but I am the one who got you in that state you are in all standing at attention like that and ready for action
Well would you care to tell me what happens next?
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Quote by redhotmommasita
Quote by shameless009
You must have done this very quietly ,, I think I would have known it was you.
she blind folded you but I am the one who got you in that state you are in all standing at attention like that and ready for action
Well would you care to tell me what happens next?
it all seems to be one big horny blur baby but if you want we can try it again and take notes or maybe even video tape would you like that


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Yes ,, Provided that I have the only copy of the tape!
Would video tape his encounter with the gurl he wants!!!
Just tell me where to stick it ;)


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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I'm horny...somebody fix it
You up for a purple tounge? (Grape Nehi has that effect)
a purple tongue you say surprised mate i'd get that checked by a doctor now where the hell am i ?
Can I borrow your toothbrush? I don't think I brought one.....
Yeah but you can keep it after you use it hon. Now hurry up so we can do lunch!
sweetie why is the bed so wet, did you spill some thing?
i did tell you not to use so much lube it just slipped out and squirted everywhere oops sorry

Spider Pig.... Spider Pig Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does.... Can He Swing From A Web... No He Can't He's Just A Pig
Well, Hello there, I am Necho, Who are you?
Isn't it about time for your weekly 18 point czech-up and fingertip inspection?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Isn't it about time for your weekly 18 point czech-up and fingertip inspection?

oh baby you can inspect me any day and we can finger print each other an play other things too


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Hello! How did you get here?
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
LIfe is GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
sure it is... umm... where's the door?
oh God !I gotta stop drinking too much!.
Roll over babe, I want to sit on that big cock!