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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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anything you want gorgeous. Now ride on cowgirl
ohhhhhh sorry not in to dogs, "who let the dogs out"
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
because he's a 87yr ole man..lol...Yuck!
Your lying on my blanket... shooo
"Does it tickle when I do this?" (softball lob over the center of the plate)
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
yeah.. sure.. I couldn't get necho... ok.. "Hope it wasn't too rough down there..."
Wow, okay. I didn't think I had THAT much to drink last night!


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Necho *I could swear you had blue last night*

Guy who's name I don't know *Oh... yea... he's getting coffee

Necho *Sweet*
Who say's I've slept yet...
I know you never let me sleep ...
Hey u seen my socks ????
I was wondering what you put under me ...
some cold pack smile
Hi there...fancy another go?
Hey, want to go to Insomnia for breakfast? They make fresh squeezed grapefruit juice!
Could you move a bit closer... my boobies are cold
..wOw.. dunnO what i drank last night, but i gotta find mOre of it..!!
*hands tequila over to anton*
Lydia can u do that thing with your legs again mmmmmmm
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
If you do that thing with the -


....oh...that's it
Ok I know that look... you can wear the trousers today...
Oh shit! Thank goodness a woman finally up here! LOL
wow... this is a bit awkward.... how much did I have to drink last night?
*hides tequila* Can you play for me again? *drools a bit*
*grabs bucket* I'd be more than happy to play...
...*eyes adjust*...yummy.

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Love your come f*&K me eyes. Now come f*&K me again and again. Pretty please
Yes Ma'am...you're so polite! Now just lay over there and....yep, that's excellent!
The force not working
must Viagra find soon
before get away she
hmmmm