If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

25 Jan 2010

Be a good boy and go fetch my panties Stuey!

25 Jan 2010

I have them right her between my teeth Ali , now come and get them .(Holds them above your head teasing you) evil4

25 Jan 2010

Stop teasing Ali, Stu. You know we only have her till 11 o'clock!!

Darn, sharing can be sooo frustrating at times!!! 3some

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

25 Jan 2010

Stu! Those are my underwear!!
You can keep them though...judging from the hold you're keeping on them, you won't let them go easily.

25 Jan 2010

sh dont tell ali or she will send my ass back to new jersey, and yes there your panties if you want them back your gonna have to stroke my tail

25 Jan 2010

And it started by rubbing your ears.

25 Jan 2010

ughhhh ....Get this flea bag outta my bed would you Lydia !!!!!ughhhhhh I hate dogs....

Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"

25 Jan 2010

good morning Red, you ready for heaven again

25 Jan 2010

Well...hello there

25 Jan 2010

Lydia, our continuing mission to explore new worlds has barely begun. Let's get energized!!!!

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

25 Jan 2010

"Hello, uh, hey. Um, by the way, who's pants am I wearing? Uh, oh! Judging by the fact I have sheer blue panties on, I'm also inhabiting someones underwear.... Fuck it, I'm going back to sleep!"

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

25 Jan 2010

Primal, darling...did you steal my royal dildo?

25 Jan 2010

he didn't i did. i thought you said i could keep it when we were playing lst night

25 Jan 2010

you know i do remember her saying that to you !! hope you didn't mind me watching

25 Jan 2010

oniel have you seen mine? I seem to have lost it. It's not royal like Lady_Lydia's but it was still a good one. Wait, oniel you seem the right size and shape.......

But the question is, where do I put the batteries?

25 Jan 2010

i have a special recharge feature .. the more you use the more i go !!

25 Jan 2010

Oh my poor oniel! Never knew what hit him. He didn't realise that overuse of the recharge feature would cause serious side affects. Instead of going he just keeps coming and coming. That's why he had to get another gun. One gun was not enough for shooting all of his load.