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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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Guest
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Morning baby hope you enjoyed last night
Guest
Lurker
i sure did baby!! but why do i have the taste of motor gas in my mouth?
Catnip
Internet Sensation
sorry, I tend to falaseep in the garage
Guest
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aww that's ok Nip! hey i have an idea!! let's both slather ourselves up in oil and give bike a raging hard on!!
Guest
Lurker
Did you and cat have a good time?
Catnip
Internet Sensation
... you could atleast have taken your boots off.
Guest
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Put your claws away Nip!!
WickedShads
Active Ink Slinger
So *that's* why Jim is always in such a good mood.....
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Bend over, I'll be gentle.
heartofdarkness
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...NO! you can't use it as a scratching post!
Guest
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Turn down the Iron Maiden, I want to hear you beg me to keep riding you!
heartofdarkness
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I must have died and gone to heaven!!!!
(ok i'll turn the music down)
relaxandrelease
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Quote by Catnip
Bend over, I'll be gentle.


........... wow (remembers to close mouth).
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Catnip
Internet Sensation
[ a gentle purring can be heard] Morrrrrrningrrrrhh. I'm hungry.
relaxandrelease
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That's the same thing you said last night. ;)
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Mmm, a feast! [Attacks!]
relaxandrelease
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[Squalks excitingly]
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Zafia
Lush Legend
I hope you're that excited after I use my......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
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mmm, just the right amount of tequila, careful though the welts are still fresh
Guest
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MMmm, let me help you take those panties off!!!
Guest
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Can't believe their still on
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Ready to be amazed?
nicola
Matriarch
Eggs benedict with ham, fresh coffee, orange juice please, then I'll be ready to continue for another 4 hours of industrial sex.
Catnip
Internet Sensation
[silence) Shhh catnip don't wake her. [takes out the camera] It's a scoop!
sexplease
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have you farted!!
Zafia
Lush Legend
What the hell did I drink last night? *as I quickly get my stuff and make a dash for the door*
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
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How'd I get on the bottom?
Guest
Lurker
Am I in heaven???!! *wakes up and takes a second look*
Guest
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Baby I hope I can keep you in heaven todaysmile*Gives soft Kisses*
Guest
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You want me to do WHAT with your exhaust pipe?