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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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Can not....resist... must...lick her feet clean...
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Can not....resist... must...lick her feet clean...



Stop bloody singing ...I need more sleep
[cuts a carrot slowly from the tip to the root.]
Stop what , dear?
One more time, but this time in slow motion
You can go as slow as you want.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
*slowly tasting you, teasing you with my tongue* then says seductively, you like that huh?
your kidding right??? do i like that??? hahahaha more more more ....
This bed isn't big enough for the two of us...
That's ok. I don't mind if you are on top...
Oh, don't mind if I do...
I can hear Cats kitty purring right now
beware it might puke. it ate something bad for supper.
Depends on which way he/she was headed!!
Want to see my best trick?
[becomes invisible]
umm... I didn't realize you were the cheshire cat..... I had fun last night, but um.... I think I need to go now....
Would you mind take a look if the milk man have been here, before you go?
Here kitty, kitty.....(serving a bowl of milk)
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Z I really enjoyed lastnight, you looked great in nothing but cowboy boots
Ehm... Call me! [Runs off without leaving her number.]
how many lives you have left after last night?
Please, do not count. I don't mind if I die right here in your arms.
You are the loveliest thing that I have cuddled ever. And you smell... incredibly nice when you are sleeping. It's like a piece from heavens. [takes a deep breath to capture more of the scent]
Don’t you think you rested enough..? Time to get back to work..!
"mmmm wood wornin huny." (that would probably be all I can say with my mouth full... Those are .. lovely breasts.)
Nibble … Don’t bite honey… mmm ahh there you go.. (squirms with pleasure)
Wow!! Hello!!*smiles and leans in for a kiss*
*Kisses* Morning Baby Ready for some fun today?;)
Mmmm...wonderful, but you do realize my husband's got a very extensive gun collection and he's psychotically jealous?
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
I'm sure you can smooth talk him out of this...
*smiles brightly*
hmm..mmm.. i'm sorry were we talking?