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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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stuart1975
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Sorry, guess I was sleep walking again.
Guest
Lurker
WTF hahahhaha ....
Guest
Lurker
Well I would hope I was awake to feel it. But since I don't remember since I just woke up beside him I would repeat what I could remember and make the rest up as I went along.
cog74
Rookie Scribe
I would say "Hi daddy."
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Lurker
umm, oops i think i fell into the wrong bed..
LushPrincess
Active Ink Slinger
Well here let me help you .. (let's do it on the floor)
Zafia
Lush Legend
Mmmm asi me gusta.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
LushPrincess
Active Ink Slinger
Quieres que te la meta toda..?
Guest
Lurker
Donnes moi ton numéro de téléphone!!
LushPrincess
Active Ink Slinger
NO, you can butt fuck me though --- that's fair, right..? Want some ass-honey..?
Guest
Lurker
Get over here and spread some of that sweet ass-honey on my waffle, woman!
LushPrincess
Active Ink Slinger
.. but what about the baby goats..?
rxtales
Active Ink Slinger
Was Schatzi? Von Hinten Bitte..

(What dear? Doggie Style Please)
Guest
Lurker
Would you like me to lick the cream from your lips
Catnip
Internet Sensation
HEy you said you were a cat!
What's with the... AAAAH!
He's goin to kill me!
Guest
Lurker
Lets try it doggie style for once
ArconathResonath
Advanced Wordsmith
I [kisses shoulder] just [kisses other one] can't [kisses both?] stop!
Guest
Lurker
What's this(a penis ) sorry wrong bed
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Are you afraid of facing me?
Guest
Lurker
I'd like to play with your pussy ( here kitty kitty )
Guest
Lurker
"Is that an axe in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

Ling
stuart1975
Active Ink Slinger
Do you mind shaving first?
Guest
Lurker
Let's shave it all off
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Get that razor away from my precious fur!
Guest
Lurker
Would you lap warm cream from my belly button
rxtales
Active Ink Slinger
ewwww there's fluff in the way
icstm
Active Ink Slinger
thanks for vomitting all over me, just what the doctor order...
Guest
Lurker
R u really a proctologist
Guest
Lurker
R u really a proctologist
Guest
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R u really a proctologist