W. C. Fields
I would rather be living in Philadelphia. An epitaph Fields proposed for his gravestone

Alone is not always a bad place to be Winston Churchill
Is that allowed???
Bennie and the Jets ..... ooooh humming the song
Philip Rivers (QB and ultimate whiner of the San Diego Chargers)
Phillip Webber (Retired cop)
Phil Collins (still humming .... now a bit of Genesis)
Phil Rizzuto (Yankees shortstop)
"Happiness is doing it rotten your own way."Isaac Asimov (1994)
Betty White (oooh so hilarious!)
Whitey Ford (lead singer from Everlast/House of Pain...or the baseball player, take your pick...)
Rhett Butler (had to go old school)
W.B. (Butler) Yeats (good stuff right there!)
Brett Butler (played the main character of "Grace under Fire" circa 1993)
Jason Donovan (Aussie actor & singer)
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Jason Ritter (actor and son of the late John Ritter)
benson and hedges (smokes in uk )
Benson and stabler. (Law and Order SVU)