Cogent Sensualist
having gotten so far ahead of you, you couldn't see me, I'd stopped to take a nap. Hearing you come up the road, I get up, dust myself off, and start running again...STILL winning easily
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I need my bb gun again... btw how is the tail??
I win
I win
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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Looks like I need my bb gun again... btw how is the tail??
I win
I win
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Cogent Sensualist
The turn judge sees your weapon and stops you to confiscate it. while you're detained, I scoot by, making me the winner!
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little does he know that I have another and take aim.... I nail you in the head (good thing its only a bb gun)... you fall I run past you
I win
I win
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Cogent Sensualist
bleeding on the ground....
A PETA van drives by, sees my lying there and picks me up. After hearing my story, they sit me on the roof rack, arm with an all-organic, sustainably farmed, biodegradable, non-toxic, vegan bazooka and we zoom off looking for FS and sweet vengence
A PETA van drives by, sees my lying there and picks me up. After hearing my story, they sit me on the roof rack, arm with an all-organic, sustainably farmed, biodegradable, non-toxic, vegan bazooka and we zoom off looking for FS and sweet vengence
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Quote by WorkAlone
bleeding on the ground....
A PETA van drives by, sees my lying there and picks me up. After hearing my story, they sit me on the roof rack, arm with an all-organic, sustainably farmed, biodegradable, non-toxic, vegan bazooka and we zoom off looking for FS and sweet vengence
LMAO
that does not matter... I win
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Cogent Sensualist
spotting FS ahead, I take careful aim....squeeze the trigger....and the Bazooka explodes...the ganja-based propellant thusting the castor oil grenade out of the weapon. the kickback is more than my flippers can handle and it slips out of my grip sending the grenade up into the air. Watching it in slow-motion, I see the pregnant orb reach its peak and start to descend back towards the van. As much as I enjoy fish, I know this isn't going to be pretty so I leap for my cleanlines. The castor oil explodes, coating the van and sending it skittering odiferously into the ditch. You look back to see what the hell just happened and I smack your buttocks as I zip past to resume my rightful place
In the lead.
In the lead.
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Wow are you alright?
Do I have pants covering my ass this time?
I win
Do I have pants covering my ass this time?
I win
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Cogent Sensualist
steals Alex's skateboard and lassos Silly with some hemp I picked up from the PETA folks
Slingshotting myself into
The win!
Slingshotting myself into
The win!
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Mine!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Cogent Sensualist
Jogging up alongside Silly, I stay abreast (no pun intended) and run with her for a while. Thinking sometimes it's better to have a friend than the win 
Active Ink Slinger
awww... you trying to butter me up.... I will take it for now
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Active Ink Slinger
I think I will march on past both of you~
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no way... I start pulling workalone's wing... damn he to slow so I leave him behind...
I win
I win
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Cogent Sensualist
I'm a close second but we start a "leap frog" arrangement so I'm alternatively
In the lead
In the lead
Active Ink Slinger
not for long darling
Mine
Mine
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Cogent Sensualist
smarting from the betrayal, I hang back and plan my next move....wary of her throwing stars.
Active Ink Slinger
Yeah but I know that I dont aim right so I take off
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Active Ink Slinger
hehe ..NO WAY TO ALL OF YOU ..BEEP BEEP MOVE ASIDE BIG YELLOW COMING THRU ..HUGGLES I WIN!! WOOHOO lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
Cogent Sensualist
Bubbles doesn't seem to want it too badly so I saunter back into the lead.
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you thought you won
Back on top now
Back on top now
Cogent Sensualist
easily regaining the lead at a waddle
it's like you guys aren't even trying....
it's like you guys aren't even trying....
Active Ink Slinger
watch that trying
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