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Lush Auction: Would you buy the person above you and what would you do?

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mischiefmaker
Active Ink Slinger
Yes, and make him my wingman for 6 weekends in a row
Guest
Lurker
Yes and make him my humble servant.
Guest
Lurker
yes... and color her hair blue!
Guest
Lurker
Yes and I'd take her out for and dancing smile
SigurdOokami
Active Ink Slinger
I'd make him get a matching tattoo on the other side so it looks like some tribal shoulder armour.
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
Guest
Lurker
I would buy Him and ask he to hold down the fort
spearone
Active Ink Slinger
I would buy her and give her a massage
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Guest
Lurker
No thanks....
spearone
Active Ink Slinger
Make him a tribal chieftain
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Guest
Lurker
Buy him and take him to a comedy club ( I also enjoy having a good laugh ) smile
Guest
Lurker
Buy her and make her wear a shirt that says: "I'm HERS HERS HERS!!!" and sell butter knives on ebay...giggle!!!
poizenivy
Active Ink Slinger
buy her and spank her ass for labling herself as someone else's.....
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Guest
Lurker
buy her and make her reveal all her secerts!
sarah13
Active Ink Slinger
Buy him and make him clean my house!
Guest
Lurker
I don't buy used ;)

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spearone
Active Ink Slinger
Buy him and appoint him as the manager-in-chief of my garage sale
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MsTara
Active Ink Slinger
Purchase and have him help me replace the decking on my deck.
MsTara mmmmmmmmmm
Nikki703
Active Ink Slinger
Id Buy Her Then Have Her Masturbate With Me In My Hot Tub
Guest
Lurker
Yes and make her reveal her secrets to me so that I could pick up any guy I wanted to
Guest
Lurker
Yes, and then buy proper lingerie for her instead of rectangular ones
MsTara
Active Ink Slinger
Yes then bring her home and lick and fuck.
MsTara mmmmmmmmmm
Guest
Lurker
I would buy her and get her to pose naked for me while I practice with my camera....
spearone
Active Ink Slinger
Buy him and appoint him the official photographer of Lush
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Guest
Lurker
Buy!!! Make him my very own personal sex slave and have my way with him at will...
MzRogue
Active Ink Slinger
bang bang and cook for her with a certain spatula
CumGirl
Attention Whore
Buy, use him as my personal marionette
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

Irishdrifter
Active Ink Slinger
Definitely buy. Then send the rest of the day seeing how many times i can make her orgasm.
Guest
Lurker
Oh, I'd buy...then make the Captain relinquish his crew and be forced to follow all of my many pleasurable commands!
Irishdrifter
Active Ink Slinger
Buy at any cost. Then two plane tickets to some exotic island.