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Lush Auction: Would you buy the person above you and what would you do?

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yeah id buy him and sick him on to all the "lesbians" hehehehe
I wouldnt take him, even if they gave him to me lol
I love you PFC Moorman...I will forever be your baby girl
Yes, and I'd try to talk her into let's having a joyous good time.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
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I'd tie her up and remind her how much she likes it.

always yours hun. you don't have to buy me.
buy and have my way with her mmmm
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buy and have my way with her mmmm

Buy him & have him read hot erotic stories to me...
Buy her and recreate those stories
Buy him & create stories of our own..
Wow!.. It's going to be a big book! ;)
Buy him & a photographer!! Let's get graphic as well ..;)!!
hmmm.. I might have to borrow a bag from Fugly.. I'm not very photogenic!
No worries... Arty pics black & white besides have enough hair to cover both our faces ;)!
Excellent!!! can I borrow some for my head?
Ask Hap... He still has a wig of it lol, but "beautiful bald is not ugly!!!!!!"
LOL!.. If I asked him, he'd hit me with his paddle!
Buy him and put him up for sale as a stud service
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
I would buy Kiki, but not the two guys above me.
I love you PFC Moorman...I will forever be your baby girl
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I would buy Kiki, but not the two guys above me.

i'd buy her all right
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yeah id buy him and sick him on to all the "lesbians" hehehehe

you promise?
No, because I still haven't re-sold the last one I bought.
id buy him just because the front cover had a cute shot of him in lycra shorts
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id buy him just because the front cover had a cute shot of him in lycra shorts

i'd buy her, i love the british accent
id buy him cheap then sell him high smile
I would buy her, stick a bow on her head, and give her to Mimi for graduation. ;)
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id buy him cheap then sell him high smile

you buy me, i'll get you girls rose ;)
I'd buy him to bring me all the girls.
I'd buy her and do anything she desires...
I'd buy her and start by reading love poems, massage, and make love!
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown