Lush Jeopardy

8 Jun 2011

What is a play performed by people on Valium?

freelance

8 Jun 2011

what do guys call it when they remove their pants?

cleaver

8 Jun 2011

What did Lorena Bobbit use on John Wayne Bobbit?

zealoius

8 Jun 2011

Hrm, that's a tough one. :/

9 Jun 2011

for zealous, What is Hap when it comes to pursuing his favorite female Lushies?

matter of fact

9 Jun 2011

what is lack of cleverness, lack of sense of humor, and utter stupidy of hap's posts?

kitchen cabinet

9 Jun 2011

Where do you find the sex toys in the home of a woman with an eating disorder?

the dark side of the moon

9 Jun 2011

Whee do you find adele when she is trying to get away from Hap?

benevolent

9 Jun 2011

What is how I am feeling today?

cantalope

9 Jun 2011

What is the size and shape of my breasts?

Godzilla

9 Jun 2011

Who is King Kong's sex partner?

Color Pink

9 Jun 2011

what is the color of Jen's gorgeous butt cheeks

root beer float

9 Jun 2011

What caused adele's teeth to completely rot out and fall out of her mouth?

revenge

9 Jun 2011

what do I have planned for hap? (you will never know when it will happen....bahaha)

cruise liner

9 Jun 2011

What will adele take that will allow me to dump her at sea?

motion sickness

9 Jun 2011

What does Hap get everytime he's on a boat?

Fingers and Toes

9 Jun 2011

What does Tami need to count to 20? (Ha, Ha)

pimple

9 Jun 2011

what on my butt is hap lower than? (sorry hap)

living room furniture

9 Jun 2011

What is much easier to move around than Hap's bulletproof ego?

pressed ham

10 Jun 2011

what did hap do while driving down the highway to cause a wreck?

bamboo

10 Jun 2011

What is the only thing harder than Hap's dick when he sees slutpuppy!

10 Jun 2011

what is haps mind like when not taking his medication... the same as his answer, a big blank

paper doll

10 Jun 2011

What did I cut out to illustrate what I was planning to do to several of the lushies-including ginger- were I ever to get the chance?

paper cut

10 Jun 2011

What did NN get on her tongue from licking those cut outs?

Double Trouble

10 Jun 2011

what happens when KG and SP get together?

total chaos

11 Jun 2011

What is it when slutpuppy, wildcat, sisters, lola and adele are all clamoring for Hap's attention at the same time?

ludicrous

11 Jun 2011

what is it when hap thinks slutpuppy, wildcat, sisters, lola and adele WOULD clamor for Hap's attention at ANY time?

oil painting

11 Jun 2011

Where does Bob Ross have "happy accidents"?

nun's habit

12 Jun 2011

what is the costume hap most wants to see wildcat in as she spanks him with his paddle?

kitchen sink

12 Jun 2011

what is the only place adeles ice xube dont end up?

demented