What is adele anxious to take the whole one of in her pussy?
revered
what is it hap wishes he was by all the women of lush?
rear end
What does slutpuppy stick out to entice Hap to engage in doggy-style sex?
forever
How long will Hap have to wait for my announcement of undying love/lust for him?
Mercedes Benz
what is wildcats favorite form of transportation?
dual exhaust
what is burping and farting at the same time. yuck
back and forth
How does slutpuppy move her tongue when trying to entice me to have sex with her?
man boobs
what is the reason hap has his back to the camera in his av?
macgyverisms
What does my boss say I have a magic bag full of? (Okay, so I'm a great fixer upper)
remote control
what is it i wish i had to turn wildcat on with just a click
ring leader
What will SP be after she gets married 12 different times.
botched
what is hap's every attempt at humor in his posts?
the great outdoors
Where does my tiger like to be and where should the above poster not go with her ice cube?
striped
What does Hap wish he was, by any number of Lush ladies?
wintergreen
well LM, you forgot to add question for wintergreen, so I will
what is the collor of hap's tongue after he practices his licking techniques on the underside of his kayak?
and now yours
what nickname does hap call his penis? (changed it just because i can! wont even try to be nice next time! hehehe)
german potato salad
What smells worse than adele's pussy? [see how I thank you adele -- no gratitude in that Hap guy]
monopolize
what does hap think he can do with ll the lush girls' time?
stopwatch
what adele use to time haps stokes.
dual air bags
What have Katie Price's (Jordan) boobs been compared to?
Wireless Mouse
What is a rodent without his morning coffee?
scalability
What do Wildcat and adele severely lack that Hap has in spades? [this may be too subtle for Wildcat and adele to get -- but if they send me a PM I'll explain it to them]
manifests
What does hap hope his fantasies will do IRL?
milk and honey
What does Hap dream of being in a bath of with his favourite ladies?
tranquility
What would Hap's state be if Wildcat and Lola were naked and giving him foot massages?
exasperating
what is reading post after post from hap?
potato skins
What are softer and more delicious than adele's exterior?
nonsense
what is haps ststement about my exterior? (hap, you have never tasted, so how can you possibly compare????)
minivan
What is what hap and adele will need to drive after their triplets are born?
plethora
How many poems about love and sex has Hap written and dedicated to Lola?
bucking bronco