What is it that the blind man can't do when he's eating?
procrastinate
what every lush girls does when answering haps constant request to have sex, in the hopes his feeble mind will just forget.
winterize
what does adele do to her boob before applying ice
leaf blower
what would i like to pour all over nikki, then lick her clean?
swimming pool
what is the bed called after a round of female ejaculation (squirting marathon)!
Squriting marathon: What did Lola win three years in a row?
experiencing curlygirl
What is the answer to the question you asked? Yes
Yes: What is what I hope Annie 24 will finally say when I proposition her for the 20th time?
welcome back
What is what the warden said to Hap?
The Virgin Hap
Who does curlygirl worship along with The Virgin Mary?
extremely curly pubic hair
What hap finds in his toothbrush every morning. Sorry that's gross.
champagne glass
What is a poor substitute for Marina's shoe for holding liquor? [your question above wasn't gross, it was funny]
ball of fire
what is it that hap thinks he is. then when he actually sets hinself on fire to prove it, he quickly notices the error and has to go jump in the lake.
tornado alley
What do I stand at the end of when adele has a flimsy dress on, hoping she'll be stripped naked when the wind comes up?
botched
what was hap's last post? (same as most of them - you were closer so i would stand there and laugh as you got sucked in, never to be seen again. so sorry)
vinyl records
What are as out of date as adele's forum posts and hygiene?
fortuitous
What is the type of visit does Hap hope for when he visits my home town (that's the visit in his dreams)
ramshackle
What will be the condition of Wildcat's bedroom once I get through with her?
avoidance
what the ladies use one hap?
roast beef
What I serve my Lush lady friends, rare, to heat up their libidos.
bedlam
Where did you stay during your extended leave of absence.
My favorite place.
What is between slutpuppy's legs?
afterglow
What is the feeling Hap gets after an evening of self love?
Paradise
That little place in the universe better known as Curlygirly's bath mat.
Insomnia
What does Hap have while fixated on his next clever Zing of curlygirl?
bested
what is it that hap is EVERY time i post under hap?
umbrella
what adele makes me wish we were under! especially after reading what she really needs!
Table salt
What is something I don't like on the rim of my margarita?
Bedtime Story
What do I read to curlygirl every night, with the same lascivious ending?
monumental