Lush Jeopardy

3 Jul 2011

dead cellphone

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What typically happens when I'm in the middle of a particularly hot sex texting session?

An empty bottle of Frascati

4 Jul 2011

What Koch must have since he didn't post a question for Hap?

(for Hap) What kind of achivement would it be if Hap ever bests tge ladies?

Body Painting

4 Jul 2011

what type of art would i like to do to tami?

air conditioner

4 Jul 2011

what adele makes me turn on when she exhibits her asssets

doormat

4 Jul 2011

What does Hap love the ladies to treat him like? ;)

Fireworks

4 Jul 2011

what i experience when he is close...

curtains

4 Jul 2011

What get closed so sn can use the tie back to to tie up with?

BBQ

4 Jul 2011

What will I invite all the Lush ladies to on the 4th of July. "dessert" to follow!

anticipation

4 Jul 2011

What is that unrealistic feeling Hap gets when he thinks he is going to trick one of the Lush hotties into cybering with him? ;)

Sunflower

4 Jul 2011

whaat kind of seed was hap told was an aphrodisiac, so now he buys them in 50 pound sacs?

spray bottle

5 Jul 2011

what is "how we taught grandpa to stop flicking off children."?

empty gas can

6 Jul 2011

What would I have if I tried to handle both curlygirl and adele in the same day?

bona fide

6 Jul 2011

What Does Fide Call His Hard On?

Diving Board

6 Jul 2011

What is the thing that makes Girls bosom's bounce up and down?

Icicle

Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?

6 Jul 2011

What does a female eskimo use to practice her blowjob skills?

GPS

6 Jul 2011

What is about the worst thing possible to use as a dildo? [obviously this wasn't in response to simonize, not to curlygirl, who has fingers as fast as she is sexy; for CG:]

What did I give slutpuppy and curlygirl so that they could find me for a three way?

out of control

6 Jul 2011

What is Adele's Boobs?

Motorboat

Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?

6 Jul 2011

What is Adele's Boobs?

Motorboat

Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?

6 Jul 2011

What does Hap wish he had so he could get rid oh that damn paddle?

Busting Loose

6 Jul 2011

What Hap's zipper does when he sees Slutpuppy

smelly socks

7 Jul 2011

What do I have after chasing after marina all day?

existential

7 Jul 2011

Quote by imhapless
What is about the worst thing possible to use as a dildo? [obviously this wasn't in response to simonize, not to curlygirl, who has fingers as fast as she is sexy; for CG:]

(in response to the word icicle)
Hey hap don't knock it if you haven't tried it!!!!

what is a word 3 syllables laonger than 99% of haps vocabulary?

instant message