What is slutpuppy's nickname,, because she'll go looking for sex in any weather?
wannabe
what adjective best describes hap's status with all the lush women and what all the lush men call him?
balcony
What is where I am looking down from at Adele's boobs?
Nipple Piercing
what is somthing i will never do?
covert affairs
What does Hap call the role play he likes to play with his favorite Lush ladies in which he pretends to be a spy?
Cherry Blossom
What did the Asian doctor say after surgery restoring curlygirly's hymen?
plasma hot
what did hap say about ms. plasma after seeing her naked
crystals
things that collect and form urine stones ...
itch
what is it that hap constantly has (and why none of the lush ladies will go near him)??? eeewwww!
finish line
What does Hap think it's a race to reach this and orgasm before his partner? Tsk Tsk Ladies first. ;)
Deadbolt
What do I need to latch every night to keep curlygirly and adele from molesting me?
mistaken identity
What is Hap's defense strategy when arrested for flashing a group of Asian tourists?
Picture perfect
what is the avatar above me?
silver necklace
SP'S profile pic...!!
emoticons!
what is the only way hap knows how to express any emotion at all.
i'll repeat my last - silver necklace
one that will perfectly match silver handcuffs
sipping
what i will do with hte champagne i pour all over silky's body.
catholic school
What is responsible for making adele so sexually repressed?
twelve pounds of ugly fat
what is the inside of adeles beautiful tits actually made of
loose lips
What actually does NOT sink ships?
Seance
what cg put together to find the real me?
Combine
What is the name of that big machiny thing Stamp uses on the farm?
Blues
What is my present condition since my man's gone fishin?
Immaculate
What is Wildcat's idea of conception?
stratosphere
What's the name of Haps' favourite Vegas thrill ride?
Supplementary
What is the type of income I need to add to my life.
Demonstrative
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
What would Hap be if he ever met Wildcat or curlygirly in real life?
vestigial
How might one describe Imhapless' seductions skills
prearranged
What is the type of marriage Hap is hoping for with SP, so she won't be able to back out?
French cuff
what is the type of cuff up side the head that hap likes best?
tangible