What word is less accurate than "awesome" when describing Hap's ability to seduce adele, curlygirly, and fyeo at the same time?
botox
What are the injections several of the Lush lovelies need in order to prevent the migraines caused by Hap chasing them all over the forums?
Novel
What is curlygirly's approach to trying to seduce Hap by pretending she is being harassed?
microscopic
What is Hap's chances of seducing CG?
Barnyard
Where is the only place Kinky will not have sex within seconds of being asked?
isolated
what i do when people bug me
roommate
what would i love for silks to call me?
beach towel
Where did I take a nap on Saturday and Sunday?
Insidious
what kind of moves does hap make on all the girls
red rubber ball
what i would throw at the biker who beats me in the forums
Since silky didn't give an "answer", I'll give one for her:
eternal
What is Hap's desire to fawn over and stroke slutpuuppy and curlygirly in real life?
basic instinct
What is the name of the movie that caused me never to look at ice picks the same way again?
Still Life
what is an apt description of Haps love life?
flower pot
what is where hap has to relieve himself
raw sex
What does Hap thinks sex is if he doesn't wear a condom?
Higher Power
What do curlygirly, adele and lyon pray to every day for the chance to have sex with, and serve, Hap? [CG, could you peel a grape for me please?]
taradiddle
What Hap is the master of.......taradiddling.
spontaneous combustion
[Hey Marina, that was a good one; actually, though, most of my lies are big ones, however, not little white lies]
What would happen to my brain if I ever saw one of the lovely Lush women naked in real life?
morass
what is it hap keeps thinking he is going to get?
bucket list
What do you call a pail that is skewed over toward one side?
Brouhaha
What does Mischiefmaker decide to name the next home brew party he throws?
Chips and Salsa
what would hap just love to eat off curlygirl?
four o'clock
Aside from 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock, 9 o'clock, 10 o'clock, and midnight, what is the best time for me to have sex with either adele or curylgirly?
Canoodle
what is ti that hap will NEVERdo with the lovely lush ladies?
carpet cleaner
What is adele's tongue used for when the party runs out of beer but there has been lots of spillage?
Cockamamie
What is the story Hap tells when he tries to convince anyone who will listen who many Lushies he has cybered with?
Flavored
What is curlygirly's sweet nectar?
offspring
What quality do Lush women have that others don't?
[The above was obviously for curlygirly -- how in the hell was I beaten by 3 seconds. That must be some kind of record; for lovertoken:]
What beauty would Mazza and I create?
lurking
what is hap always doing, ready to pounce on a lushie
cat people
What explains slutpuppy's and Hap's attraction to Wildcat?
wonder
