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Lush Jeopardy

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What is the cloak of secrecy surrounding most Lushies?

well used
What does Hap wish slutpuppy's pussy was if he was in charge of it?

violated
what is something that any of the lushie women will never be by hap?

hand lotion
What does adele rub all over her nipples to keep them from chafing when she moves her top off over them 43,200 times a day?

fish
what is the strange smell that permeates from hap ALL the time? (eeewww hap, take a shower and NOT in the lake!)

garbage pail
Where do all of adele's posts about poor pathetic, misunderstood, sensitive, thin-skinned, Hap end up after the Lush review board looks at them?

irregular
What is the relationship between adele and hap?

Vacuum.
what is it that hap uses to double the size of his hardon - from 1 1/2 inches to 3 inches?

mensa
What does adele never have to worry aboiut being asked to join?

revenge
(sorry hap - already belong, don't have to join)

what is it i could easily get by telling your little secret?

omega-3
An excess of what is responsible for my awesome muscles, keen mind, and unpleasant odor?

so wrong
what is hap's thought that I don't know his little secret?

old style beer
What is responsible for adele's non-sensical posts?

tribute
what hap dreams of getting from the ladies of Lush.

hard eight
What Lola dreams of getting from the guys of Lush.

egg timer
What does hap cum faster than?

dirty martinis on Monday morning
What keeps Lola going after her marathon binges on the weekends?

drop out
what hapless's dick does around lola?

Love in
What do I hope to have with Erica one day?

bombarded
What is what every girl feels like when she logs into Lush and looks in her inbox.

Strap-on
What does Mischief hope that Hap doesn't use on him too roughly the first time?

Roller Derby
What is curlygirly's favorite sport to participate in -- naked? (Ouch, curylgirly, you're really gonna get bruised; how about co-ed "hide between the sheets" instead?)

water boarding
What is Hap's absolute favourite sexual activity?

Crocodile tears
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

What is a man's faked orgasim?

skidmarks
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

What would result if I was driving by her and saw poizenivy's cleavage?

wasted effort
What is mischief's attempts to flirt with me. =P

Gaping.
What is the hole in KLK's story that it is wasted effort for MM to attempt to flirt with her?

turnabout
What is a new euro sex position?

Lipstick
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

What is what poizenivy doesn't need with cleavage like hers?

very remarkable
What is my amazing oral skills?

Motivation
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X