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Lush Jeopardy

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What does Tell put on his lovers' backs pretending it's his cum?

wishbone (one or two words)
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what does hap call his cock as he fantasises about lushies

tiny tidbit
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What everyone else calls Haps cock.


Sugar bowl.
poizenivy
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What slutpuppy's pussy has been called?

Horsepower
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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What does Hap have more of than any other guy on Lush, but none of the women seem to want to find out?

broken spirit
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What does Hap have after the umpteenth Lush Lovely has turned him down?

Renewable energy
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What does Hap have an endless supply of so he is never defeated by being shot down, and therefore greets all setbacks with a hardy Ha, Ho, Ha?

curly
adele
Weaver of Words
what is the nickname hap has for SP's tongue?

storage bin
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A large container where Hap keeps all his rejection slips.


A parrot, a snake and a pint of water.
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What are three things even Magiver would have difficulty finding a use for?

scopula
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What does Wildcat use to pleasure herself when she doesn't want to do any of the work?

double penetration
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what do i call a 69 with wildcat

little bit
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Part of the tackle for a very small horse.


Large stuffed owl.
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What is the only thing uglier then Tell's bare ass?

horse sense
adele
Weaver of Words
What is just one more sense that hap lacks (along with common, good, etc)

garden plot
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Where will adele be buried when I catch up with her? (ha, ha)

eternal lust
poizenivy
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What burns in all lushies?

Frostbite
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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What Hap will get from Adael's glare.



3 small spoons.
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What do slutpuppy, Lola and I eat breakfast with after an all night sex orgy?

packing heat
adele
Weaver of Words
what is it that hap will never be doing?

TV Guide
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What is Hap's bible more commonly known as.


Big wet kiss
adele
Weaver of Words
What will i give hap if he ever admits the truth?

vinyl albums
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What does Hap still play on his gramophone?

Tree sap
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A pathetic tree.

A model T ford.
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What was the last new car adele bought?

totally oblivious
poizenivy
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What creepers are to the cold shoulder?

Redheads
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Yet another type of woman that will not sleep with Hap.


A plate of oysters.
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What does Telltale always keep handyas an aphrodisiac.

baby oil
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What does BnD48 buy in 55 gallon drums?

chocolate bunny
poizenivy
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What do I call my black husband?

Candy cane
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X