How many houses did Bob Marley own?
Up on Rocky Top
Where is one place that every guy and bi on Lush would like to have sex with Nikki?
shitload
What is how many times does hap have to get shot down before he leaves a lady alone?
dribble dribble
What does Hap do on a basketball court, but never when having sex with LL?
slam, bam, thank you ma'am
What does Hap wish he had the opportunity to say if a woman would ever agree to have a one-night stand with him?
Purloin
What is how Hap obtains panties for his vast collection?
Hoobastank
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Who does PI look to to try and find out "The Reason" she can't pick anyone up on Lush?
clownish
Haps lines he uses to pick up women
Crazy
What is Hap for thinking he will ever get slutpuppy or Nikki into bed with him?
bovine
What Hap finds in bed after a night on the town.
Autumn
What is that Hap yells when he enters the room? (that is so wrong but I couldn't think of anything else)
Calluses
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
What Hap gets on his knees for being on all fours too long.
Sweet
What does Hap dream that all the Lush Lovelies taste like?
Poppies
What flowers does Hap bring with him to court the sexy CG? (what she does with them is her own business)
on a mission
what does hap say he is on everytime he makes a play for a lush lady?
baby oil
What is Haps's favorite lube for his solo anal action?
fire
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
what is the sensation hap told his doctor about.....
admission
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
What is the first dildo I've ever owned.
Creamy.
What are Katie's thighs?
drolling
What is MM doing excessively over Katie's thighs?
Hostile
What does Hap become whenever he things someone is making a play for CG, his object of worship?
hostel
Where was the last place Imhapless had sex?
Down and Dirty
What qualities does Hap have that will shock tina23 out of her panties?
more than willing
what three words would hap like to hear from every lush lovely when he asks them for sex?
treasure chest
what keeps popping out of adeles top
special tool
What I wish someone would use on me in a kidnapping scenario. ;)
Saliva
What I like coated across my quivering clitoris
Respect
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"