What has Hap never experienced?
Spankings
What does kinkygirl desire more than tickling?
logoff
What do I need to do on Lush WAY more often?
Fun with Hap
What mischief could never seem to do around sexy women?
Water
What torture would I endure to be with Katie?
boarded
what the lush lovelies had to do to their windows to keep hap from peeking in.
hat, gloves and scarf
If I had an evening with adele, what are the only things I would allow her to wear?
hopeless
Who gives and takes a lot of grief on the forums all in good fun?
Futile
What is a description of my resistance to her?
Swizzle stick
what is hap's pet name for his penis?
police baton
What is almost as large as Hap's member?
erogenous zone
what are my neck, tits and any number of other parts of my body?
houseplant
What are the only living things that respond positively to hap's touch?
Beer
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
What type of goggles do most drunks end up wearing after one too many?
cardboard box
Where is a place where I would have sex with Linda if she asked?
locomotion
Haps one and only dance move. (Loco motion)
A tea cup
What is a size of dog I would never own in my right mind?
Costume party
What is my favorite kind of party?
Credit Cards
What does Linda use to buy sex toys?
formidable
what is hap's sense of determination?
palm tree, coconut oil, and a razor
What are the three ingredients Lola most desires when it is time to shave her crotch stubble?
head-to-toe tingle
What Hap gets whenever he speaks to Dude.
A sock.
what does hap get from dude when he starts to tingle
slurpee
What sound does puppy make when she's between Wildcats legs?
Cookies and Cream
What flavor of ice cream would I love to lick off of Tami's body?
too clever
What does hap wish he actually was?
ethereal
What is a wonderful description of CG's, slutpuppy's, Tami's, and adele's bodies, and Lola's and Wildcat's minds (they never show their bodies)?
broken
What is Hap's ego after each Lush Lovelies rejection?? ;)
Black Boots
What happens to your new white boots after you step in all of Lush's bullshit.
Hand Lotion
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown