What would I love to rub all over CG's bare ass?
mistaken identity
What Hap learned when he found out it was LafayetteMeister and not CG after the lotion experience!
deja vu
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
what is the feeling hap has every time another lushie turns him down.
christmas tree
Where will hap be waiting for Santa, wearing only a bow and a smile?
reflection
What was the name of Hap's girlfriend in college who was an expert at giving blowjobs?
Batteries not included
What did CG fail to read on her new vibrator's box until she was in bed trying to use it?
hope burns eternal in the human bosom
what is haps mantra?
heating pad
What do I offer to all of the lush lovely ladies, which they sadly never accept?
teed off
What do I get when new friends start a conversation with "I'm hard and horny?"
Cold and gray
What is the type of weather that causes me to think about the lovely women of Lush? (Also hot and sunny, breezy and cool, warm and humid -- come to think of it all types)
blatant disregard
What is surprisingly one of the toys in Hap's box of goodies?
tomfoolery
What does Hap pretend to practice to fool the lovely ladies of Lush, prior to "bringing down the hammer?" Ha, ha, ha, aha!
forever young
What is a wonderful outlook to have in heart and mind?
Pepperoni pizza
What would I love to eat before having sex with Wildcat? (Two wonderfully spicy things in a row -- Wow).
anoesis
what is hap's constant state regarding just about everything?
dinosaur huggles
what we burn in fireplace while we make love
tutor
What is my car? (two door -- get it Tina) or, if you don't like that one
What do I need to find out how to get the Lovely Ladies of Lush to accept my "proposals"?
Idiosyncratic
what is haps sex life?
finger painting
What does Hap wish the Lush Lovelies would allow him to do on their boobs?
Hot Bunking
what would i call it if sharing a bunk with cg
jumping jack flash
What is my new nickname when people see me hurdling other lushees to get to slutpuppy?
Tigger
Whats is Hap warm and fuzzy as, yet unknown to the Lush lovelies?
excess burden
A half empty booze bottle.
Hippos on wheels.
What are Hummers? (sorry E)
hummer
how does hap start every conversation with any girl (umm...errr)
windex
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