What do Hap and Adele always wear?
Baby Doll Nightie
What does Kinky wear during sleepovers?
Crotchless panties
What would Sass be wearing after an hour with me?
Pancakes and Syrup
What would Sass and Kinky have for breakfast?
Riding Crop
What would Sass use if I burn the pancakes?
Padded Handcuffs
What is great for pussy spanking?
Scrambled legs
edit: Tami beat me on that one.
What is better than scrambled eggs?
Luscious Lola
What does kinkygirl like to be called in the morning..and only the morning..
Frantic pace
What is how fast Hap fucks when he finally gets the chance?
fortune cookie
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
what is sass's motto? moderation
Every lushie's intention.
A packet of mints
What does Tell need to make himself respectable after giving himself a blowjob? (Sorry Tell, that was harsh, but I couldn't help myself -- Satan made me do it!)
wax
What does Hap's wife use to clear the excess hair on his back?
Mercedes
what does CG drive to the liquor store in to buy her vodka?
Calcium
what does stampede take lots of hoping it will make his boners stronger.
teletubby
What is how Hap likes his lovers to dress up as during sex?
frustrated
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
What is that sense you experience, because it's been so long between shags, when you find you can no longer smoothly unhitch a brassiere with one hand and four digits.
wooden pony
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
what should you never ride bareback, damn those splinters
barbie doll
What could ginger be the model for if Mattell comes out with a Slutty Barbie (and I mean that in the very nicest way)
eggnog
What is a cake that is even smaller than a cupcake?
volley ball
what is worse than poppy cock
submarine
Someone not in the marines.
Rubber chicken
What does Telltale fall asleep cuddling every night?
on a mission
what would you call my new years resolution regarding sex?
frisky ferret
What do I never want loose in my pants?
ice cream flavor
What is the newest flavor of lube that Hap has unsuccessfully been marketing?
Sweater vest
What is the only article of clothing CurlyGirly will take off on the first date?
wet wipe
What is the one thing all the guys out here wish the lush gals would do with their tongues?
Sexual Enigma