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mischiefmaker
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What is Wildcat's favorite mood lighting for wild passionate sex?

boink
LusciousLola
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What is mischiefmaker asks his gf if she wants to do, when he is drunk and horny?

A three-legged horse at a rodeo
adele
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How do his fellow rodeo clowns describe Hoss 'big dick" Jenkins?

flour, eggs and water
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what does adele us in making her homemade douche?

butterflies
LusciousLola
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what does slutpuppy get whenever she gets an email from hap?

Anticipation
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what does lola feel when thinking about my tongue on her?


baffled
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Quote by slutpuppy
baffled



What do you call using two pillows to cover up your fart?

Double breasted
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What's an attribute that would guarantee top billing in the local freak show?

yoga pants
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Quote by Wildcat
yoga pants



What happens inside my pants reading a Wildcat story...feels just like yogurt...err I mean

What were the pants I was wearing when I found out...."Luke...your father he is"...Yoda...am I getting closer?

Uggs
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what comes out of a very homely chicken?

choo choo train
Nikki703
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What Do You Call A Chain Of 10 Girls Nibbling On Each Others Clits?

Patio Furniture
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Quote by Nikki703
Patio Furniture



What was the name of my first girlfriend...Patty O'furniture?


Condom Dispenser
SigurdOokami
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Another name for a safe sex slut?

Duck Duck Goose
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
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what is a fun game to play in shower?

silly putty
SigurdOokami
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What was that noise?

Glowing Embers
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
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What is the name of the newest porn star for Vivid Entertainment?

Sugar Tits
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what do i call cg on tuesday's?

broad sword
adele
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what is Sigurd's nickname for his penis?

lush convention
mischiefmaker
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What do sluktpuppy, curlygirly and adele always talk about having but never organize because they're afraid I'd sweep them off their feet?

protection
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Quote by mischiefmaker
protection



What is the name given to Zeus's....Aegis...also known as protection.

Flat feet
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What is as bad as a flat stomach is good?

hot crotch
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what do you get when you mistakenly pick up the deep heat tube instead of the lube tube

lockjaw
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Quote by Wildcat
lockjaw



What I get when someone tries to feed me brussel sprouts!


Stroke play
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What does PutmeinCoach call jacking himself off?

hole in one
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Quote by amyboston
hole in one



Oh Amy...so tempting to place the perfect response for you ....but I'm glad you recognized the golf innuendo too!


What would be a good placement after one shot!


Mallet Head
mischiefmaker
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What will not fit in Amy's vagina?

loose lips
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what sinks ships?


Dark Chocolate
mischiefmaker
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What triples amyboston's libido?

gold medal
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what does mischief hope to win at the lush olmpics in javelin throw?

puppy food
mischiefmaker
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What does slutpuppy call cocks and pussies?

tongue tied