What is a non- politicly correct blimp
santorum
what does Santa Claus call his North Pole website forum?
Howdy Doody
What Ponyboy was doing when he fell off and broke his neck.
bubble bath
What does Marina like after a long day?
mountain dew
What is sex in a tornado?
mixed nuts
what would you call a threesome with jaguar and pony?
pandora's box
What will be opened in six months?
what has wildcat so excited she forgot to post an answer?
douche and enema
The achievement of swallowing a flavoured milky drink.
A Sherman tank.
What do you call a 500 pound guy living in Atlanta on a street named after a civil war general?
completely filled orifices
what is a trifecta?
bubble bath
What would I love to take with slutpuppy?
or
What do I get when bathing after eating too many beans?
wasted effort
what is life?
boston baked beans
What does Ginger eat just before her bubble bath?
Split pea soup
What would I eat, despite my distaste for it, only if a female Lush lovely would agree to have sex with me?
balls out
why does MM wear that loincloth instead of pants?
custom made
What type of bras does adele need to purchase to hold those bouncing breasts of hers?
A full moon
what do i see every time wildcat bends over in front of me while nude?
listerine
What do I gargle with before eating slutpuppy? (In my dreams, that is)
wet dream
what is opposite of a dry dream?
purple people eater
What is slutpuppy when she puts body paint on for Halloween?
universal acclaim
If a person has sex in every counrty on the planet, they have what?
banana split
What happens if a guy sticks his dick in a fan?
unquenchable thirst
What tastes equally yummy poured over pancakes, nipples or pussy?
magnetic poles