What do I eat when thinking about sex? (Actually anytime I eat I think about sex, so fruit loops count, right?)
wiped out
How would Amy feel after a night in my bed?...(if she wasn't straight)
Hand Lotion
What is; When a girl gives me an excessively creamy hand job.
Multiple orgasm
What does a Scot have when counting his money?
2 lb of grass cuttings.
what is a greased up testicle?
pussy spasms.
what does coach get when he has sex with linda
paper chase
What happens when I unleash copuious amounts of cum, when fucking, and forget that the tissue box beside the bed is empty.
Three girls, and one tied up guy.
what is hotswimmers biggest fantasy?
purple rain
what is the best Prince album?
Hot Pocket
who gets a hard on every time he walks by a fish market?
water paint
What is; Giving a girl a facial in the water.
Bill Clinton
What is the on stain that couldn't be removed from a blue dress by any stain remover or dry cleaner??
Pole Position...
What is sexual position number 173?
Hard Slide
Losing your tobogan.
Red fish.
What is a special order item at a Japanese sex parlor?
Bogey
if sex was golf, what wolf would get on every hole?
green slime
What is The Hulk's cum shot also known as?
torpedo
A good old fashioned licorice sweet.
A VW Beetle.
What is another car I have had great sex in.
black panties
What was the nickname of pirate Captain P. Enis?
a pair of owls.
What are a pair of Hooters?
Fat Daddy
What kind of sugar daddy do skinny gold diggers seem to prefer?
Backseat of car
where did i give my first blow job?
panty hose
what is one style faux paux a bald man will never have?
wannabe actor
Who is Ken Wannabe? yeah I know it is spelled wrong but this is a game
Time limit
