What does Asleep want for Christmas to save his fingers from overworking while chatting to all his lush lady friends?
Armored car
Where does Lyfbuz keep his brilliant but never published stories?
Hotel key
What did TJ steal so that she could sneak into Lyfbuz's hotel room so that she could seduce him and read his brilliant but never published stories?
Green boots
What was TJ wearing after walking through the surf!
Big Ben
What was Ben's rather ironic nickname?
sugar lips
What was Adele's highschool nickname?
Hasty exit
What was Lyfbuz obliged to do when all five of his lovely ladies appeared at the party?
Leap into your arms
What is it that banana skins, massage oil and a good sexy lube all have the power to make you do?
mosquito bites
What is Technicolor?
This is the most commonly imagined threesome.
What is a dog and 2 cats?
Barrel of monkeys
What is the United States Congress?
A herd of cats
what is a lot of pussy?
beer and nuts
Me when I am drinking naked?
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Who are the most famous inhabitants of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota?
Hot air balloon
What is the United States of America?
please and thank you!
what is said before and after ___________ (fill in the blank)
Whiter Shade of Pale
What are you when you dump flour all over you?
shuffle
What is is that a deck of cards and old people have in common?
A pin cushion
what is a fashionable jumper?
warm and wet.
How are you?
A womans' handbag
kitchen chair for lonely women (or lonely men...I'm not here to judge)
glass of straight gin
What is the cure for a really bad day?
The most common sexual fantasy.
How would you classify bondage?
Being there with you