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What does Asleep want for Christmas to save his fingers from overworking while chatting to all his lush lady friends?

Armored car
What did TJ steal so that she could sneak into Lyfbuz's hotel room so that she could seduce him and read his brilliant but never published stories?

Green boots
What was TJ wearing after walking through the surf!

Big Ben
What was Ben's rather ironic nickname?

sugar lips
What was Lyfbuz obliged to do when all five of his lovely ladies appeared at the party?

Leap into your arms
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Leap into your arms



What Kermit does with Miss Piggy?


Slip'n Slide
What is it that banana skins, massage oil and a good sexy lube all have the power to make you do?

mosquito bites
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mosquito bites



What a training bra supports?


In living color
What is Technicolor?

This is the most commonly imagined threesome.
What is the United States Congress?

A herd of cats
what is a lot of pussy?

beer and nuts
Me when I am drinking naked?
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Who are the most famous inhabitants of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota?

Hot air balloon
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Hot air balloon



What you call your local politician?


Big and Rich
What is the United States of America?

please and thank you!
what is said before and after ___________ (fill in the blank)
Whiter Shade of Pale
What are you when you dump flour all over you?

shuffle
What is is that a deck of cards and old people have in common?

A pin cushion
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A pin cushion




What Mrs. Porcupine calls her hubby when she is pissed at him?

Turtle Neck
what is a fashionable jumper?

warm and wet.
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warm and wet.



Oh my! My mind races with choice.....how about..."what are my favorite sex toys?"


Cummerbund
How are you?

A womans' handbag
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A womans' handbag


What is a keeper of secrets?

a bottle of wine
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
What is the cure for a really bad day?

The most common sexual fantasy.
How would you classify bondage?


Being there with you