who was the star of 70s knockoff tv show charlee's anjulz?
eating the dinosaur
What is the final scene of Jurassic Park?
sex, drugs and cocoa puffs
What were the basic staples of breakfast in the 60s?
Hillary Clinton
who was the ugliest woman bill clinton slept with while in the white house?
rocks off
What is, the process of removing my diamond rings before showers or bedtime?! ; )
Spaghetti.
What is the best type of pasta to use in sex play?
an orange marble
What is an Otorhinolaryngologist's worst nightmare?! (Kids sticking marbles up their noses!)
Friday the 13th
what movie spawned a really shitty franchise?
jack and coke
What do all guys do when orgasming?
Hugh Hefner
What do we call sex on the beach?
Sandpaper
Can we start over?????
Answer: Shag carpet
what do you do on a date with a french girl?
answer: snow days
What is, a series of orgasms for Jim Cantore?
shingles
what kind of bar do lonely people with a lisp go to?
midnight rambler
The name of the girl you brought home from the bar last night?
Happy Ending
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
What you get when the girl gets the girl!
Answer: Gianvito Rossi
What is the brand of heels she will be wearing when you take Sarah home from the bar??
Answer: Glitter
what is the herpes of the craft world?
answer: record lows
What is....the excuse we're going to use to stay inside and explore eachother's bodies, all day long?
Answer: Conference
What do you get when you cross a conflagration with an inference?
Doghouse.
What your all in if you other halves find you on here?
Answer - coat hanger
what's a fancy name for a painter?
answer: sleeping in
What is, the best part of higher education?
Answer: popcorn
what are derrick rose's knees made of? (poor guy...)
answer: first kiss
Whom are: Gene Simmons, Eric Singer, Paul Stanley and Tommy Thayer?
Answer: Poncho
Who bit the dust in Mexico while Lefty's livin' in Ohio?
nipple ring
What are back up fishing lures?!
Straw.
what did the scarecrow have instead of a brain?
first four.
Whom are....George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Madison?
Sweet sixteen
How old were you when you lost it?
Cold beer.
