Lube in case anybody needs it....
hahahhaha
Umbrella - for the sun, not the rain
Watermelon (rum injected)
X-rated movies for entertainment after eating
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Handkerchief - in case you spill the gin down your dress.
Iodine (in case you cut yourself on the corkscrew)
PS - we are having wine and gin
Jumper - in case you get cold.
Kerosene (for the lantern)
Lantern.(For the kerosene)
(Let the mosquitos get their own netting!)
Nibbles.