Is the hostess at the Drag Queen National Convention.
Is a band member of Flogging Molly's Arse. Their speciality is gigs at all the local Bordello's.
Is a booking agent for the Bordello World Tour. Our first gig was at her flat.
Yeah, he can laugh! I get 70% commission on everything! oh yeah, you guys owe me $1000 for the damage to my beds.
Is a cheap Bordello owner. The mattresses and beds are made from straw and twigs.
We damaged your beds? I remember two midget hookers and a sumo wrestler having their sport there. Try going after them!
Well I can't go after them, the sumo wrestler squashed the life out of the two midget hookers when he rolled on them!
Is keeping a bottle nose dolphin in her bathtub.
Has a bit of a dolphin fetish... (It's the blowholes)
Can hum a for part harmony all by herself
Tara enrolled in a special class to train crossing guards so nobody would notice she was a lurker
Angie used to be the train driver at the local fairground
Ella is the champion potato peeler at the North Dakota State Fair 6 years running. (South Africa is a front)
Has a peg leg and likes to be called Cap`n Hook
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Has a prosthetic leg fetish and keeps licking my stump.
... Is the banana eating champion, second only to a pair of Lesbians, named Celeste and Moon
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Cami is a 3'6 fire eater and walker but her smile still melts
Angie won the 2012 Susie Homemaker Award
Bill was the best fishing/party charter around but ran out of chum
Cami has a pet rock and has taken it to the Vet as its not eating properly, so she said.
bill is the vet who treated the pet rock and got his weight up so he said
she lurkes in the fairground stealing the childrens candyfloss
ella gives personal boat tours at the Cape of Good Hope
Angie is a former child beauty pageant contestant and still wears her crowns to feel special
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
A L has 700 skydiving jumps and hasnt missed yet
is very passionate about skydiving and was married while free falling
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
collects lint from the dryer and dust bunnies and turns them into figurines
