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Quote by hornyirishman
Nicki likes to attend every juggling convention she can find.


Oh no my secret is out.

hornyirishman is really a Romanian gypsy who is also a flamenco dancer.
Nicki once surfed naked at Waikiki Beach
eats with his hands instead of using forks and knives
gets wet when she is washing a cucumber
Hunts down zombies so HE can eat THEM!
She helps hunt down zombies too
She IS one of the zombies that Jeremiah ATE!
Her kisses are sweeter than candy...wait that's not outrageous, try this:

Her kisses are so sweet you break out with acne
Quote by jeremiahbull
Her kisses are sweeter than candy...wait that's not outrageous, try this:

Her kisses are so sweet you break out with acne

That goes for both of the two above me
Likes eating the zombies
She's a zombie too, and trying to eat that cute puppy's brain!
She scares zombies and run behind them with a thick broom in one hand and an egg in another
Rythmic stole the recipe for Mountain Dew once.
Nickic likes to go shopping at night at piggly wiggly but what you don't know is she wears a pig tail on the butt of her jeans and shakes her butt at every male saying "wiggie! wiggie!"
She has an irregular heartbeat Damn, too slow, this was for NickiC

Pet is actually a male Dom
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curious is actually a school cafeteria lady with a net on her head.
Nicki worked in the same cafeteria till she was promoted to crossing guard
Angie stares life guards when she goes to the beach
Rhythmic is a birthday clown on weekends
Nicki just completed her first solo sky diving event
Bill likes to grocery shop nude. He gets arrested a lot but I am always here to bail him out.
Nicki's not there to bail bill out, she likes to take photos and print them in the local rag
Tranq likes to wear Subway outfits and scream that she is an artist. Not a sandwich artist my...Oooo she is coming after me with a spoon of mayo.
NickiC was the starting nose guard for her college football team...
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No Ordinary Gal

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Curious does not have a six pack. They are painted over his tummy.
Bailey used to be a playboy bunny called Cotton Ass,
trinket is a 45 year old trying for the Olympic gymnast team.
Nicki has the best set of boobs anyone has ever seen on a 70 year old.