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BRITISH NEWS HEADLINES.... Buckingham Palace was invaded yesterday (The Queen and Cindee were promptly evacuated along with most Her Majesties Courgi's) by a group Vegetarian Voodoo Monks calling themselves The Rhythmics. They are currently holding Fluffy The Queens most beloved courgi to ransom and demanding The United Kingdom give up meat for good.
The Duchess of Tart

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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The Rhythmic's spokesperson has only been identified by the letters KK
And Jason is KK's mole.
was seen buying a ukele and a grass skirt yesterday.
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BRITISH NEWS HEADLINES.... Buckingham Palace was invaded yesterday (The Queen and Cindee were promptly evacuated along with most Her Majesties Courgi's) by a group Vegetarian Voodoo Monks calling themselves The Rhythmics. They are currently holding Fluffy The Queens most beloved courgi to ransom and demanding The United Kingdom give up meat for good.




Aidin found suspiciously wandering on Norway navy base
Rhythmic was drummed out of the Boy Scouts for cheating in a fire lighting test when camping.
He's actually a great great grandfather.
She's the best cook i have ever met in my life
mock only uses one kind of soap in shower to wash his privates...


Mock never kisses men in chat rooms, especially not simplyjohn

Edit Fuck ginger your just too fast hey babes

Ginger once pole volted over stone henge whilst on her way to Glastonbury after gorging on magic mushrooms
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Kiera fully understands the meaning of "it never happened "
Kiera is not allowed to cook without giving a heads up to the fire brigade first
Kiera makes blank calls to shopping malls and laughs loudly in the end
Kiera was recently arrested for impersonating one of the Queen's Corgis.
Her subterfuge was only discovered when she was discovered with Prince Philip's bone in her mouth.
She is currently awaiting trial at the Old Bailey.
Her Corgi suit is being auctioned at Sotheby's in January to help raise funds to engage a Defence counsel.
Just the one!!!
Yes, absolutely.
Cindy was up late last night, having fun and being naughty!! And Santa saw it all.
Bill once left his track and sailed the boat on the road
Rhythmic is SO rhythmic he's endorsed by the Catholic Church as an alternative to contraception.
Cindee only likes cherry flavored lollipops.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Cindee only likes cherry flavored lollipops.


lm's dream


Cum cubes are the only way that Ginger will ice her drinks.




When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates





LM suffers from gynecomastia ....his real reason for loving breast so much
CM is a former Bunny, from the Bunny Ranch. (I used to be her number one client! The REASON I can no longer afford trips to Thailand...but worth EVERY PENNY!)
a private detective was beaten to death by wardog in a bar
His real name is Ringo Starr. The irony...