BRITISH NEWS HEADLINES.... Buckingham Palace was invaded yesterday (The Queen and Cindee were promptly evacuated along with most Her Majesties Courgi's) by a group Vegetarian Voodoo Monks calling themselves The Rhythmics. They are currently holding Fluffy The Queens most beloved courgi to ransom and demanding The United Kingdom give up meat for good.
The Rhythmic's spokesperson has only been identified by the letters KK
was seen buying a ukele and a grass skirt yesterday.
Rhythmic was drummed out of the Boy Scouts for cheating in a fire lighting test when camping.
Bailey is cooldaddy's wife and is my great great grandmother.
She's the best cook i have ever met in my life
Kiera fully understands the meaning of "it never happened "
Kiera makes blank calls to shopping malls and laughs loudly in the end
lol xo
Rythmic Drives around in his convertible belting out old Kylie Minogue songs and singing at the top of his voice.
Kiera was recently arrested for impersonating one of the Queen's Corgis.
Her subterfuge was only discovered when she was discovered with Prince Philip's bone in her mouth.
She is currently awaiting trial at the Old Bailey.
Her Corgi suit is being auctioned at Sotheby's in January to help raise funds to engage a Defence counsel.
Cindy was up late last night, having fun and being naughty!! And Santa saw it all.
Bill once left his track and sailed the boat on the road
Rhythmic is SO rhythmic he's endorsed by the Catholic Church as an alternative to contraception.
Cindee only likes cherry flavored lollipops.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates CM is a former Bunny, from the Bunny Ranch. (I used to be her number one client! The REASON I can no longer afford trips to Thailand...but worth EVERY PENNY!)
His real name is Ringo Starr. The irony...