She really wears flannel pajamas to bed every night!
she has had 115 surgeries to maintain that sweet ass!
Stampede's hat is hermetically sealed to his head
she has thrown 25 raves in the past month
has fallen from his horse once a day for the last year
has had her heart broke every thursday this month
Stampede is actually a cardiologist and that is why he has in depth knowledge of the human heart.
Daisy breaks many hearts with her smile
Angie has broken 57 hearts and is working on 58.
hornyirishman tripped over the cords leading to the amp and broke his fibula, angering his fans when he and his band had to cancel their first ever world tour
pixie lifted the chord so she could take care of Irishmans leg
Pixie lifted the cord intentionally in hopes of ruining Irishmans career
Ella never closes her eyes when she kisses
Lies, so many lies Angie! And I trusted you. Haha. I'll tell you when I stop laughing fyi. Angie had a one night stand with Bono.
no baby it was on a Night Table
She also tilts her head to the right when she kisses
Angie, well, she snowboards with pixie and fries fish while getting some airtime!!!!
Pilots barges on the Missisippi
He once ate 32 chimichangas!
CuriouslyHorny is trying to pretend he knows TexMex when really is a British subject, and takes care of the Queen's dogs!
daisy's head is stuck like that cause she has been trying to see her feet for years
My leg is killing me .... I'll never forgive you for tripping me pixiedust ;)
Angie intentionally keeps her hair in her eyes. It makes people fear her, like a pirate.
He was once in Belfast and tried to throw a grenade at a bus... Fortunately, a nice North Irishman played some rock music to distract him... The grenade ended up exploding in hornyirishman's hand...
Wants me to use my stump to penetrate her. I bet she's been stumped before though.
has patents pending on 17 different methods of producing and refining bowling balls
Trades different types of furry creatures on the black market
No don't ask I have said too much already
She is my furry creature provider