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Active Ink Slinger
is actually afraid of anything wet
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
Active Ink Slinger
Has a collection of porcelain rabbits and has them placed all over her home.
Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.
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Active Ink Slinger
Is a Yankee
Active Ink Slinger
has kept his manhood a secret!
Active Ink Slinger
Wears a snorkel and flippers every time he takes a bath.
Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.
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Active Ink Slinger
Is horrified by nudity and showers in his swim trunks.
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
Active Ink Slinger
Is stalking Vidal Sassoon for hair care products.
Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.
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Active Ink Slinger
Broke into the Vidal Sassoon Lab and mixed the ingredients in the wrong order causing my hair to fall out.
Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.
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Active Ink Slinger
Is a closet kleptomaniac and serial hoarder of stolen wares
Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.
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hoarder, I've been to her house and I lost count at 103! 
Scarlet Seductress
She stole that puppy from an 8 year old girl who lives down the road. Puppy Thief!
Captain Turtle
Stalks me day and night. And is very bad at it. Otherwise how would I know?
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Captain Turtle
Oh aye. Takes notes on EVERYTHING. like seriously
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