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lovely_lady
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Red participated in drug trials and now has a growth he cannot explain
Guest
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Lovely Lady has named Red's growth "Herb."
nicola
Matriarch
Ali has ginger pubic hair. It doesn't match her brunette status, and people are always a bit confused. She blames her mother.
lovely_lady
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Nicola loves to dance around in her underwear singing old rock songs loudly.
Redwolf
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Lovely has a fetish, she's in love with shrek
Carpe Diem

Red out
nicola
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Redwolf likes Coldplay. He thinks it will make women think he's more sensitive, when really most people with any musical taste think they are bland elevator and supermarket music.
lovely_lady
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Red was born as a garden gnome but was turned into a real boy by an old woman... he still has urges to stand out in the garden for hours.
nicola
Matriarch
Lovely lady finds it hard to follow instructions, and was once thrown out of an induction course with her new company, for trying to pretend she was a teapot, but the class had actually finished 3 hours earlier and everyone was at dinner. Highly embarrassing all round.
lovely_lady
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Nicola once tried to learn how to play the viola but decided it was too hard and she gave up not long after and decided to be a true aussie and go drinking instead.
lioness
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Lovely has a tattoo of her own name on her body somewhere
Henry
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Lioness is in love with Edward Cullen
lioness
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Henry has a thing for lovely
Henry
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Hey, I thought these were supposed to be lies...

... and Lovely has a thing for wookies.
lovely_lady
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Henry ....
Henry loves to knit and knits at least one scarf a day.. he has closets full of them
Henry
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Lovely likes to watch dogs get it on.
Guest
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Henry teaches karate classes by day and male stripper classes by night.
Henry
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Ellastar should know. She enjoys sticking dollars down my pants.
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OH henry I'm sorry the time in karate class when my left foot traveled up too hight and cracked your nutz

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Henry
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That's ok, Pam. I know how much you get off by
kicking guys in the nutz.
Guest
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So now, Henry wears prosthetic testicles, brand name Nutz. They suspend from his shoulders, like Borat's bathing suit.
Henry
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And Lexy, you love to suck them. Luv ya babe.
lovely_lady
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Henry likes to pretend he is spongebob square pants...
Henry
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Lovely, you have a pet Kangaroo named Edgar.
lovely_lady
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Henry wishes he had a pet kangaroo named Edgar and is very jealous of me.
Zafia
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Lovely put a spell on Henry and now he thinks he is Edgar the Kangaroo....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Z helped Lovely train Edgar the Kangaroo to be her butler and personal chef.
Zafia
Lush Legend
And now Egdar the Kangaroo (aka as Henry) is working diligently in Ali's Mansion in one of her wings due to Ali really not associating with the help.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
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Plus Z is not invited to that wing because of all those times she was caught being too friendly with the help (if you know what I mean!).
Guest
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Having outed me with such ruthlessness, I am now compelled to exact revenge by telling the world that Z works fast food joints by the docks, trading sexual favors for french fries.