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Tip's nips are permanently stained from chocolate syrup.
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
Ali is making sure her boobs havent deflated.....hence her av.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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If so, Pixie will loan me her emergency Boobinflator cartridge. Thanks GF!
nicola
Matriarch
There was this one time at band camp, Ali shoved a flute in her pussy.
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
Boobinflator!! LMAO!! Only you Ali, only you!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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True, but you should have seen Nic did with the trombone! The counselors and camp nurse still talk about it!
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Quote by nicola
Ali is Irish.


Actually that's partially true - father is from Donegal. But Nic...well...she provides gives a senior citizen discount on her phone sex hot line.
nicola
Matriarch
That makes you half Irish, so I only told a half truth, they're allowed aren't they?

Ali holds the record for most tap dancing taps done in a minute.
Redwolf
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Nic can't get out of bed she has been there so long now!
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Red out
nicola
Matriarch
RedWolf usually hunts at night, dawn or dusk. He usually feeds alone, though there is evidence of pack hunting behaviour. It is not uncommon for pack members to partition resources. In south-east Texas, RedWolf primarily feeds on nutria, rabbits, Hispid Cotton Rats, Marsh Rice Rats and muskrats.
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Boobinflator!! LMAO!! Only you Ali, only you!


Here is an example where the Booninflator was used to ensure a safe and warm home for an abandonded kitty.
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
Well, in this case......its ok! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
nicola
Matriarch
Pixie is a thread killer.
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
Why?? What'd I do?? Huh huh??
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
nicola
Matriarch
It was a lie, the thread lives on!

You're supposed to post groundless lies, not idle chit chat

Pixie was ejected from 3 private girl's schools for trading in illegal merchandise, candles.
Redwolf
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Have you ever noticed that nic is only here at night (vampire)
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nicola
Matriarch
Redwolf is unaware the earth is round (actually it's an oblate spheroid), the concept of timezones, and that I live in Sydney.
Redwolf
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Ok she is a day walker so
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OrionTat
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Red is really edward cullen and he is so jealous that he made this persona on here so he could be like Jacob.
lioness
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orion gets really turned on by the color yellow
Redwolf
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loin is really a guy who cross dresses
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Lioness wears yellow dresses and high heels to get orion's attentions.
lioness
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ali2teaseu likes to spend all day whistling show tunes
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by OrionTat
Red is really edward cullen and he is so jealous that he made this persona on here so he could be like Jacob.


OMG .....

LMAO!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
Lush Legend
Lioness got fired from the set of the Wizard of Oz............
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
nicola
Matriarch
Zafia is able to dislocate both her shoulders on demand so she can escape straight jackets without much trouble.
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.........which was a trick she learnt from Nicola.......
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Kinghorn was once a roadie for Simple Minds, but Jim Kerr fired him cause Crissy Hind had the hots for him......
Henry
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Kinghorn enjoys his own essence.