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What is not known is what happens in that wing. Well, I am sorry
to say, Ali does have a French Fries addiction. She gets her
fries from Zafia... and yes, she will have fries with that.
If Henry had a brain it might be the size of a marble.
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Henry is a reincarnation of Albert Einstein's pet poodle, "miffy".
Nicola is really the ring leader of a group of biddies who play euchre every tuesday and thursday night. She is currently trying to corrupt them into the naughty lifestyle of lush stories.
I had to look euchre up LOL.

Lil_Birdie is actually a red indian, from the BlackFoot tribe, and is known as Poke-a-heiness.
Nic took her name from a cough drop. Recola
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Redwolf is really good at this game.
nic is really a blond and had to have a brain transplant
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Redwolf has a moustache like Burt Reynolds, and goes to lots of cowboy bars.
The last time Zafia went to the salon, she held up a picture of Dolly Parton, and said, "make me look just like her".
She can tease Zafia all she wants, but I happen to know that Nicola has a Dolly Parton wig and wears it to Karoake night every Thursday.
and Ali is always front row to watch her sing cause she is her number one Fan.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
At last year's Christmas party, Zaf got off with a guy called "Ted", and he was rubbish in the sack. She climbed out of his bedroom window at 5am ashamed of herself, and had to scrub herself clean when she got home.
But what's sad is that the guy was Nicola's date.
Henry is actually a Janitor. When he was growing up he was fixated by Hong Kong phoey, so he decided on that career path. He also likes Henry Miller, and his favourite movie is Henry and June because of the namesake (great movie btw, one of my favourites: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099762/).
Nicola wears men's underwear and swears by them
Lovely Lady's favorite movie is Regarding Henry.

Love you, baby.
Although Henry is the subject of "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099763/), the writers got it all wrong. Henry is in the food business and the movie was supposed to be called "Henry: Portraint of a Cereal Miller!" Those crazy Hollywood people will do anything to make money!!!
Ali flew all the way to the Uk and stole my paddling pool from my garden yesterday.. well if it wasn't her, who was it? surprised)
A Professional Writer is an amateur who didn't quit"
It was me! There's no need for anyone in the UK to have a paddling pool, there's only 3 days of summer, that's why I left the darn place!

(ps. thieves suck)
Nicola likes to prance about the wading pool in her skimpiest bikini and highest heels just to distract the young lad she hires to clean the pool.
Ali is everyones favorite pool toy.

Bat
and Bat is everyone's favorite pool boy.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Z is the sexiest woman on Lush

Shit I know we are supposed to tell lies should I edit that??
Pam is so ugly her mom tried to abandon her but Pam kept finding her way home.
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Red I promised not to tell, but Red was Bernie Madoff Accountant
Naturally he too is looking for the money his last pay check bounced
Run only wish He could run as fast as his fingers move.
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Red's fingers move so fast he can...well...you know!