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Alli favorite movie stars Linda Blair
Pam quit AIG after getting her 6 million dollar bonus. She's running a whorehouse in Bangkok now.
Lexy will soon be starring in Ocean's 14 and seeing that she is already in Vegas all she had to do was promise the rest of the cast and crew free BJ's at Pam's whorehouse to convince them to have the leading role.
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
But Zafia will be taking Julia Roberts place and we know what she had to do to get the job.

LOL just funnin Z
Carpe Diem

Red out
Red is actually a self-hating herbivore.
That thong in ali's pic is actually the tooth floss she will use later today.
Ling-Li was part of the infinite monkey theorem experiment, which cites that if you put ‘a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters, they will eventually type out the entire works of Shakespeare'. She escaped and now writes for the British Tabloids.
Nic olnly knows this because she slept with James Bond during her days at ASIS and is one proud to be one of the few Bond girls to have lived afterwards.
Ali's really is dental floss.
Carpe Diem

Red out
DNA testing is pointing to Red as OctoMom sperm donor
Pam is really a brunet and loves fossil fuels.
Carpe Diem

Red out
Red wants to fuel some fossil
Bat and Red really need all the fuel they can get since they are regulars at Pam's Whorehouse.....and are really her best customers..... lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Z should talk. I've seen her there everytime and she has the Merit award for most served.

Like Micky D's - over 2 billion served.

Bat


I hate the new AV, also

It says lie.
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I hate the new AV, also



I disagree, I like it, and congrats on your Maxim photo shoot, Zafia.iygn68c477KGTsXU

Batman has made about half of the recipes out of the semen cookbook, and enjoys the fact that his wife will finally swallow, albeit without knowing it!
We know who you are "Lexy Love" aka Jessica Alba who has been secretly banging Canadian Mike Myers aka Guru Pitka ever since the Toronto Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup!
Mystery solved!
runonwords tried date- drugs one time, but all it did was make him drowsy. he gave it up after that.
,Lexy does not need a tread mill every night she walks the strip
There's some good creativity going on in here =d> (please don't take anything said in here too seriously folks! Talking of which.....):

Pam is trying to single handedly help save the planet, in particular its water supplies, by drinking her own urine. Smiler's stories gave her the idea.
Oh so sorry that you disapprove of my new AV oh wise Batman seeing that yours is the epotime of truthfulness, say hi to Robin for me in Gotham City ....kisses....[IMG]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk129/palong_palo/smiley/kiss.gif[/IMG]

Thanks Lexy...



Nicola is the inspector of such urine and has been doing this job for 12 years and loves it......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Z has single handily kept Aldos in business during this recession. She wears them out street walking


Z is also smoking hot holding butt in her right hand
In Pam's left, she holding Z butt.


I hate the new AV, also

It says lie.


The post heading is lie - damn it.
So I lied or am I lying now. Don't confuse me.
Bat has A.D.D.
Say what again?

Nicola is a lush

Bat
Bat rides a bright blue scooter.
Nic rides happily on the back of it.
Fystee sells sex toys door-to-door dressed as a Girl Scout.
Ali is "The Last Boy Scout"

Bat
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Bat has A.D.D.


Wait...I thought these were supposed to be lies? LOL

Batman is really Robin in disguise!

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

Tech is Batman in disguise and she's a #3 and want to do the Boy Wonder

Bat Rob man in