Batman petitioned the Vatican to allow him to have a mistress- Benedict said no problemo Batman!!
tipzee remember you are no nun either
Blonde fight - BLONDE FIGHT
Tip wishes she were the stick of the corn dogs
Bat
Runon thinks mayonaise is a personal lubricant
Chef gave Ali the wedgie.
Ali and Chef are going to give Bikebum an atomic wedgie if he's not careful!
Ali had Tipzee pull the wedgie out with her teeth
Batman takes care of Robin's wedgies with glee.
All Ali's panties come with crotch and hip snaps for easy ripping!!
Ali secretly has a crush on Tipzee
Tipzee flunked the celibacy course at the School Sisters of Notre Dame
and got expelled
Hey the phone rang and when I submitted it, it posted out of order
Pam understands the rules of this thread!!
Tipzee is Dr Evil's favorite niece.
Alli was Dustin Hoffman's double in the movie Tootsie
Pam hates Mexicans, and she's half-Mexican....and she hates irony!
Chef uses Lexy as her boy toy
Bat
Bat is jealous and secretly yearns to be Lexy's boy toy.
Ali has no buttcrack, which stems from being born with a huge cock hanging off her backside. She had a crack line tattooed in, but it starts too low. She's working phone-sex lines to raise money to extend it upward.
Lexy works as a lion milker in a Las Vegas Casino. They don't actually keep the fluids, it's just all part of the act.
Nic knows about this because she read about it in Lactation Today magazine.
Ali secertly wish she was a lion to be milked by Lexy and writen up in Nic's article about lactioning lions.
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Bat hates to watch Lexy, Nic and Ali milking each other
Batman
Nic, Lexy and Ali want to milk Z, Chef and Pix, while Susan & Pam watch
Bat
Slow people