Batman milks himself to the illustrations in Lactation Today.
Lexy wants Bat to milk that AV of hers
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Nic scares men's milk sour.
Man milk - what's next
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Red's DNA has a grammar deficiency.
Ali what is the difference between a Jersey gal and trash?
drum roll..................................................
eventually the trash gets picked up
Pam has a special way of endearing herself to people.
fystee's guy has halitosis, that's why she's backing away.
ali is a shapeshifting alien praying on the minds of insane people and had to move to jersey to avoid starvation
Chefkathleen averages one childbirth per year for the past 19 years. Her nickname among friends and family is 'slip n' slide'.
Lexy enjoys arousing shopping mall Santas by telling them what she would to do with their candy canes.
Ali is a mouth model for fake oral masturbators sold in porn shops.
lexy only wishes she had a mouth like ali's!
Heart wakes up every morning and applies lipstick
using Ali as inspiration only to then stare in the mirror
and whisper "The horror.... the horror"
Henry has every episode of ALF on dvd.
nic wishes she could read so she dosnt have to keep looking at that same book all the time
Heart of Darkness wears spandex to work, after his Iron Maiden idols. It's a bit tricky as he works in a bank.
Nic is really reading a book on physics. She is so into it she can't move.
Red can't reply to this tonight because howling at the moon is far more important.
Speaking of moons, fystee and her friends drive around town on Saturday nights mooning firefighters and EMTs.
Ali afraid to show her moon, because of the Barny Tat on it.
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Batman's moons has a tatoo of the Riddler with a heart. Awww...!