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Batman petitioned the Vatican to allow him to have a mistress- Benedict said no problemo Batman!!
Thanks Tip, one of my favs - Mistress for Christmas - AC/DC



Now how do I lie about Tip - Oh ya - she thinks she's the Pope

Bat
tipzee remember you are no nun either
Quote by Pam111
tipzee remember you are no nun either
???

that's not a lie, AND you skipped Batman!!

Pam holds the regional record for most corn-dogs eaten at a single sitting. She permanently smells of trans-fat grease now!!
Blonde fight - BLONDE FIGHT

Tip wishes she were the stick of the corn dogs

Bat
Quote by tipzee23
Batman petitioned the Vatican to allow him to have a mistress- Benedict said no problemo Batman!!


Just make sure he isn't one of our new priest, - pick on the older ones who just left re-hab!

Secret agent! PAMELA PROJECT - Mission
The Pamela mission is devoted to the investigation of dark matter!
Undercover in the Lush Forums!
Mystery Solved!


oops posting followed other momentary postings!
Runon thinks mayonaise is a personal lubricant
Ali has a wedgie
Chef gave Ali the wedgie.
Ali and Chef are going to give Bikebum an atomic wedgie if he's not careful!
Ali had Tipzee pull the wedgie out with her teeth
Batman takes care of Robin's wedgies with glee.
All Ali's panties come with crotch and hip snaps for easy ripping!!
Quote by tipzee23
All Ali's panties come with crotch and hip snaps for easy ripping!!


Who told you???

Tipzee is stalking me again! I thought there was something suspicious about that anonymous gift basket!
Ali secretly has a crush on Tipzee


BikeBums Ride.
Tipzee flunked the celibacy course at the School Sisters of Notre Dame

and got expelled

Hey the phone rang and when I submitted it, it posted out of order
Pam understands the rules of this thread!!
Tipzee is Dr Evil's favorite niece.
Alli was Dustin Hoffman's double in the movie Tootsie
Pam hates Mexicans, and she's half-Mexican....and she hates irony!
lexy is really a boy
Chef uses Lexy as her boy toy

Bat
Bat is jealous and secretly yearns to be Lexy's boy toy.
Ali has no buttcrack, which stems from being born with a huge cock hanging off her backside. She had a crack line tattooed in, but it starts too low. She's working phone-sex lines to raise money to extend it upward.
Lexy works as a lion milker in a Las Vegas Casino. They don't actually keep the fluids, it's just all part of the act.
Nic knows about this because she read about it in Lactation Today magazine.
Ali secertly wish she was a lion to be milked by Lexy and writen up in Nic's article about lactioning lions.

Bat
Bat hates to watch Lexy, Nic and Ali milking each other

Batman
Nic, Lexy and Ali want to milk Z, Chef and Pix, while Susan & Pam watch

Bat

Slow people