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Note, I said Lion, not lioness, then read it again

Someone take a pop at Bat, he's up
Batman milks himself to the illustrations in Lactation Today.
Lexy wants Bat to milk that AV of hers

Bat
Bat's milk turned sour.
Nic scares men's milk sour.

Man milk - what's next

Bat
really she is a private
Carpe Diem

Red out
Red's DNA has a grammar deficiency.
Ali what is the difference between a Jersey gal and trash?

drum roll..................................................


eventually the trash gets picked up
Pam has a special way of endearing herself to people.
Nicola.........hmmmmm
aka Nicole Farhi born in Nice, France, She now lives in London, Nicole has received a number of awards for her work including the classic award at the British Fashion awards and the contemporary collection category 1995, 1996 and 1997. She was named menswear designer of the year by FHM in 2000, and British designer of the year in the 2001 Maxim awards.
Nicola we are honoured to have you spend time here on Lush Forums!
Mystery solved

Run
Ps I am a Miracle Whip type of guy not mayonnaise as previously mentioned! (Especially the WHIP part)
runonwords just has a run problem...if ya know what I mean!
fystee's guy has halitosis, that's why she's backing away.
Nic has humus fetish.
ali is a shapeshifting alien praying on the minds of insane people and had to move to jersey to avoid starvation
HOD really has a HOLight
Chefkathleen averages one childbirth per year for the past 19 years. Her nickname among friends and family is 'slip n' slide'.
Lexy enjoys arousing shopping mall Santas by telling them what she would to do with their candy canes.
Ali is a mouth model for fake oral masturbators sold in porn shops.
lexy only wishes she had a mouth like ali's!
Heart wakes up every morning and applies lipstick
using Ali as inspiration only to then stare in the mirror
and whisper "The horror.... the horror"
Henry has every episode of ALF on dvd.
nic wishes she could read so she dosnt have to keep looking at that same book all the time
Heart of Darkness wears spandex to work, after his Iron Maiden idols. It's a bit tricky as he works in a bank.
Nic is really reading a book on physics. She is so into it she can't move.
Carpe Diem

Red out
Red can't reply to this tonight because howling at the moon is far more important.
Speaking of moons, fystee and her friends drive around town on Saturday nights mooning firefighters and EMTs.
Ali afraid to show her moon, because of the Barny Tat on it.

Bat
Batman's moons has a tatoo of the Riddler with a heart. Awww...!
ALI is allowing us to pick her next three avatars as the reviews are planned to be out of this world!