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Pam is really the CEO of the worlds largest landfill. Every day she drives to work in her hummer, sipping coffee and tosses the cup out the window on her way there. Once a week she takes her recycle bins to work with her and empties them into the landfill.
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But I would have to go through your marajuana growing room to get to the closet...That room always makes me dizzy. 
shisss those are my special herbs. Have you been eating those special brownies ? I told you they were for your father. Wait till I tell your father about you.
Keep it up, your behind is going to be sore for days. Do you want me to tell your father, about the meeting with the principal, when you were caught in the boys bathroom?
Keep it up, your behind is going to be sore for days. Do you want me to tell your father, about the meeting with the principal, when you were caught in the boys bathroom?
Lush Legend
Pam is so great at being a dominatrix that Lil Birdie is shivering as we speak.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Seeker
Yeah, she must have taken lessons from Zaf...How to be a hot dominatrix 101. 
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Chef K
Owner and operator of so many hidden gems of French cuisine throughout the world, in my back yard, a silent owner of our Resto Gare, the best new Bistro serving French inspired food at affordable prices in Winnipeg. The Bistro is found in Winnipeg’s French Quarter in a 1913 train Station.
Inspired by one of her students and protege Chef Emeril Lagasse to give back to the world a taste at an expensive price!
By the way
Quotes " Pam - Dominatrix " mmmmm Agreed " Zaf - HOT " and LB mmmmmm
So many pleasures to uncover!
Run
Owner and operator of so many hidden gems of French cuisine throughout the world, in my back yard, a silent owner of our Resto Gare, the best new Bistro serving French inspired food at affordable prices in Winnipeg. The Bistro is found in Winnipeg’s French Quarter in a 1913 train Station.
Inspired by one of her students and protege Chef Emeril Lagasse to give back to the world a taste at an expensive price!
By the way
Quotes " Pam - Dominatrix " mmmmm Agreed " Zaf - HOT " and LB mmmmmm
So many pleasures to uncover!
Run
Matriarch
Runonwords took 4 hours to make that up.
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Quote by nicola
Runonwords took 4 hours to make that up.
All in the fun to try to make you gals smile!
C&P Run !
The Snowflake Princess Nicola!
Once upon a time there was a princess who had a beautiful palace and hundreds of gorgeous dresses—but no place to wear them. Her name was the Snowflake Princess and her heart was as frozen as the snow that lay all around.
'We are all willing to warm things up"
Matriarch
The last time runonwords had an erection, he was watching Nascar.
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Nic was the lap girl
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Lexy's to fast for me
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.02 tenth of a second
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.02 tenth of a second
Matriarch
Lexy likes her eggs sunny side down.
Matriarch
Lexy had to go to hospital once, after she "accidently" sat on a frankfurter.
Matriarch
Ali doesn't go out much to eat, last week was a special occasion though (she finally got laid, aged 34), so her friends took her to a steakhouse. When the waiter asked how she'd like the ribeye steak, she looked puzzled, and then after staring vacuously into space for 30 seconds, came out with, "cooked".
(This thread is my all time favourite
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(This thread is my all time favourite
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Lush Legend
(Mine three....lol)
Ali's husband is a butcher and always gets her favorite meats the way she likes them......
Ali's husband is a butcher and always gets her favorite meats the way she likes them......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Matriarch
Quote by Pam111
sorry Z I know our chats were private but are you sure you can handle the 10" dido?
one of my favorites too
Dido:
Dildo:
That is Pam's dog.
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Nicola is very allergic to banana's. She discovered this one day after Pam's dog stole her Dildo.
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Poor lovely she lives with a grumpy Old Man
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( Don't know about old but I do live with a grumpy one... So half a lie? hehe)
Run likes to sit in the garden all day long making daisy necklaces and bracelets so he can look pretty.
Run likes to sit in the garden all day long making daisy necklaces and bracelets so he can look pretty.
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Why do all the hags live down under?
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