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Lexy is so frustrated with Batman's limp response to her overtures.
Henry lies

Bat
(Clarification please... if you say it is a lie where you're supposed to post lies...
does that mean it's really the truth?)

Batman is actually married to Catwoman with the Joker
and Riddler as their two children.
Henry and his lover like to go shopping dressed as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Ali has a really bad foot fungus issue that makes her feet turn black and has to wear big socks to cover it.
While his wife is out, Batman likes to watch ga...... damnit, someone else posted. I'll get you for the hag comment yet!

Lovely_lady is a podiatrist. She gets excited when someone comes in with an embarrassing foot problem.
Nic's been in that bed so long at this point she's forgotten how to stand.
Hey, you're on the bed too fancy pants.

Ali comes out in extreme red flushes whenever she's turned on, making trips to "the mall" impossible.
Nic really wants to get drunk and do it in the office on her desk at lunch hour.

Bat
Bat I only posted to isolate you from the scorn of the hag from down under.


that and reveal that Bruce Wayne's butler is Bernie Madoff

Also that according to Obama's bail out of Gm that no more money be used to the development of the Pontiac based Bat mobile

along with No more Nascar affiliations
OH shit I was supposed to tell lies
Pam dreams of a kangaroo jumping up and down
on her bed as she eats a vegemite sandwich
I met Henry at the rest home in the corridor. That dirty old man used his cane and lifted my shirt for a peak. I waited till he left his cane
outside the mens room. With my leatherman I cut 3" off his cane. Thinking to myself I fixed that dirty old bat
What Pam didn't realize is that it wasn't Henry's cane that she cut, but a handmade blow dart gun that Nic uses to.....THUMP!
Nicki shoots! She scores!!!!!!
Ali holds the world record for fastest time to roll an orange with her nose along the floor, over a mile distance.
Nic liked to tie up Gav while singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Boys."
Chef once complained to a waiter that her Gazpacho soup was cold.
LMFAO! No it was vichyssoise.
Nic and DB had a love child. His name is Rocco
I wish. He keeps avoiding the phone calls now, and turns down chat session requests. It must have been something I said.

Chef had to have reduction surgery on her ears. She was sick of being called Dumbo around the office.
No no it was boobs and the nickname was bimbo.

Nic likes to rub sandpaper on her nipples.
Nic & Chef are getting to hot - throw a bucket of water on them - no wait - they would like it.

Bat
Bat presides over wet t-shirt contests at the zoo. The zebras always win!
Ali wins the petting zoo award. Petted the most times.

Nope z-bras are to big for my tastes

Bat
Bat is only jealous cause his collection of personal bras look better on me then him.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
The only problem is that Z insists on wearing them all at the same time for religious reasons.
Ali was once fired for running naked through her office, while high on coke, declaring herself the lizard queen.
Nic was fired for the same thing only she was high on acid and kept saying "the colors, the colors".
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pixie is jealous because she ran against me for Lizard Queen and lost by two votes.
Only Ali does not know that I had the votes rigged, being I hate the color green and never wanted to be a lizard!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥