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Bat likes to dance around tables and does so on a regular basis. Infact any time he see's a table he has to dance around it, no matter where he is. It makes going to a restaurant a rather interesting.
Lovely lady worries that her wing size may be inadequate and may not give adequate pleasure to males.
Ghost worries that his plastic cup be not be sufficient to impress the ladies.
Henry lives in a submarine.
lovely would have been all over him if it had been a yellow one!
That is really a true picture of HOD when he won first place in the Texas Hold'em Tournament of Champions....good going!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
thats a picture of zaf after her shoe colection fell on top of her
HOD killed Barney with a pipe in the conservatory.
ali was thrown out of wal-mart for playing bingo.
Chef is really a pole dancer in real life.
Carpe Diem

Red out
Red has fleas.
Ali is only her to spy for the FBI.

I might have fleas but they are good ones.
Carpe Diem

Red out
Red has a rare form of scropula. Most people thought the disease was stamped out in the middle ages, but his family have always kept a batch in a tin box in their attic for emergencies.
Nic has a personal live-in nurse whose sole job is turn the pages of her book so she never has to move.
Ali is the best car mechanic in the world! Love the way she inspects the front of the car!
Sir Run is about to strike with that sword at any moment now and may the force be with the young Jedi....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Z fell asleep while talking to her lover on the phone. *yawn*
what chef didn't tell you is that it was her zaf was talking to
It's supposed to be Lies HOD.

HOD is really Mary Poppins in drag.
Mary Poppins in Drag....too funny

Chef should know, she's HOD's personal fashion designer
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wicked is just smiling like that because he's waiting for his cue to break into a rendition of "There's no business like show business"

Ling
Ling has been hospitalized twice for eating too many bananas and turning yellow.
Alas, if only it were just twice!

Ling
Ling Li is actually a panda. She is one of a set of twins, the other one is called Ming Mi.
Nic is their personal trainer, and bathes, sleeps and eats with them everyday.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pixie has a panda suit she wears for her special man on date night.
Ali was one of the chicks in the video "Baby got back".......
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pixie works on a circus where she is taming the grizzly bears.
Current project is to teach them how to dance ballet.
Catnip has to wear sunglasses every time she goes outside, just in case the sun ever comes up in Scandinavia

(The UK was bad enough )
Nicola plays the violin in a big ocestra in Poland.