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Catnip invented this game she calls Catnip Mission, a small game made with cats. The goal of the game is to shoot the toys, but not the cat. By shooting the cat, you might wake it up and you have to start the game over again.
Fun for all who loves cats!
Runonwords took the game to his home, even though it said with a small print "do not try this athome". He now have a minor cat graveyard in his backyard. And had to start a reallife game called Ratnip mission. (he had to call the plumber and the electrician and a carpenter 4 times the week he was without cat. He's not good with his aim)
Catnip has a real bad drinking problem. Infact when she is drinking people chant 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila... FLOOR.
Lady has a serious drinking problem... can't hold her water.
Henry is very allergic to water which makes every day life very tricky.
Lovely Lady and Henry don't actually know each other at all, they're just flirting.
Lady loves having water sprayed on her by flamingo/elephant
hybrids.....
Nicola has a pet koala and wombat at her home with a clothesline out
the back.
Henry likes to be different. He wears eyeliner and has green hair. His clothing always has to have something fluro included and he has many safty pins attached to each garment he wears.
Lady is turned on by radishes.
Henry has a serious acne problem and no treatment seems to work for him.
(mwah xx, Henry).
Lovely lady does enjoy spending hours popping the spots though. She especially likes it when he gets boils on his bum too.
Nic has a part time job selling sex toy insurance door-to-door in pantomime.
Run doesn't love Ali's new Avatar ! So not
hehehe
Sir Run has lost his other sword in a fight with Ali.
Carpe Diem

Red out
red isn't howling at the moon he's just stepped on run's sword
HOD hasn't been the same since he lost his snuggly little Boo Boo bear he's had since he was a baby.
ali would know - she trains bears for the circus
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Wicked knows because ali taimed him in nothing but a pair of sussies and a whip in her hand!
Easiest $500 I ever made, too! Of course, HOD was another story....
HOD is jealous because Ali would not train him.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
But Z did a great job with him!
*bows*.....heh heh

Ali will now teach him all he needs to know about the circus.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zaf will be too busy playing doctor with Elmo
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
WickedShads just cooked for me!
I was so surprised, but Shad...Im a vegetarian...
cat had one too many nips and is now the new octomom.
Chef eats haggis for breakfast.
Nicola is the Wicked Witch of the East and is looking to destroy ToTo.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
That would explain Z's ruby red stilettos.
If you look closely at Ali's backside, you can see Jesus.